The False/False Film Fest

the Midwest's premiere machine-generated yet nonexistent documentary film festival

Our slate of films is growing daily, thanks to the random documentary blurb generator. Keep an eye on this page for updates!

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A Horse Of A Different Color
In this thrilling portrait, an adrenaline-pumped four-star general and three generations of paraplegic hair stylists fight to save the family farm in a Baltic village.
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Work Your Fingers To The Bone
In this Waiting-for-Godot-ian real-life detective story, an angst-ridden circus performer and fourteen HIV-positive elephant trainers seek treasure in some Orange County suburb. Soundtrack by Jon Bon Jovi.
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Another Nail In The Coffin
In this mind-blowing film, two autistic child soldiers try to come to terms with their revolting children in gentrified Brooklyn.
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It's In The Mail
A thought-provoking slice-of-life about some village in Russia.
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It's In The Mail
In this bleak series of disjoint images, an ambitious child soldier and three lonely skateboarding teens expose the absurdity of Rihanna in a parrot sanctuary. With a short film about some birders.
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A Tongue Lashing
A band of mustachioed hair stylists bring high-speed wireless internet to reclusive monks in the Burmese jungle.
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Under A Microscope
A family of mustachioed farmers form an unlikely bond on a leaky cabin cruiser. Narrated by David Brooks.
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When Hell Freezes Over
Fourteen undercover Buddhist monks fight for peace aboard the international space station. Narrated by Macaulay Culkin.
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Zip Your Lip
In this contemplative portrait, two working-class aboriginal warriors bring high-speed wireless internet to reclusive monks in a Ugandan village. From the director of the controversial "In Your Face".
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Like A Kid On A Candy Store
A family of ambitious high school journalism teachers and two cat-loving snowboarders pursue the mythical Narwhal in some Orange County suburb. With a short film about some war correspondents.
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Get A Word In Edgewise
A bored child soldier and two gender-ambiguous Oxycontin addicts inspire an entire city in gentrified Brooklyn. With a short film about some funeral clowns.
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One Man's Garbage Is Another Man's Treasure
In this nail-biting account, three possibly sociopathic Arizona sheriffs struggle to keep their web startup afloat in the slums of Cape Town. Narrated by Stanley Fish.
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Eat Lead!
A libidinous rock legend and four firey Oxycontin addicts play a prank on the Huffington Post in the waning days of the Bush administration.
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Swim Against The Tide
Three fun-loving beekeepers compete in the World Tango Championship in a Belgian disco. Narrated by Penn Jillette.
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Knee High To A Grasshopper
A formally irreproachable film about some village in some godforsaken place like Siberia.
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A Chip Off The Old Block
Two well-spoken four-star generals and three gender-ambiguous process servers pursue their quixotic vision in a tough Philadelphia high school.
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Knockout Blow
Two syphilis-riddled graffiti artists bring high-speed wireless internet to reclusive monks in prison.
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In Two Shakes Of A Lamb's Tail
In this Waiting-for-Godot-ian account, two reclusive aid workers fight to save the family farm in a Belgian disco. Soundtrack by Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials.
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Right Up Your Alley
In this nail-biting narrative, a family of mighty-thewed Grenada invasion re-enactors learn to live and love in a water-stained West African hotel room. Until tragedy strikes.
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Know Which Side Your Bread Is Buttered On
These short films about man's inhmanity to man feature food activists, HAM radio operators, and process servers.
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Welcome To The Club
Three framed child soldiers and a family of optimistic urban planners hit the campaign trail in the Burmese jungle. Narrated by Nina Totenberg.
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Fighting Like Cats And Dogs
In this thrilling family saga, two possibly sociopathic warlords follow their dreams in the Burmese jungle.
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Cost An Arm And A Leg
In this lush film, four syphilis-riddled elephant trainers live-blog the revolution in prison. All of the subjects have entered a class-action lawsuit against the filmmakers.
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Get Off On The Wrong Foot
Three generations of kazoo-playing graffiti artists and a psychopathic rodeo clown agree to a joint venture raising piglets in bed. From the director of False/False fan favorite "A Chip Off The Old Block".
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Season's Greetings
Two working-class intelligence officers and three generations of lonely snowboarders encounter a monkey civilization in the slums of Rio. Incorporating the filmmaker's home movies.
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Ants In His Pants
In this patently false mash-up, fourteen lonely ex-pilots struggle to keep their web startup afloat under Castro.
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Bare Bones
A dozen would-be manga artists start a commune in some Orange County suburb.
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Clean Your Clock
A band of reclusive child stars and an egomaniacal Buddhist monk learn to live and love in the Burmese jungle.
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Season's Greetings
In this lush portrait, five paraplegic urban youths expose the ravages of capitalism in the Burmese jungle. Produced entirely with inheritance money.
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Throw Gasoline On The Fire
A beautiful portrait about a village in Asia somewhere.
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Cool As A Cucumber
A lonely Nazi theologian and a motley crew of mighty-thewed urban planners follow a strange order from God in a Belgian disco. Using courtroom transcripts, voice-over, and Claymation.
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As Easy As Falling Off A Log
In this exquisitely crafted epic, three generations of bird-loving ex-pilots and a lonely bike messenger open a detective agency in a parrot sanctuary.
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Sweep It Under The Rug
A band of framed HAM radio operators and an adrenaline-pumped snowboarder open a nail salon in gentrified Brooklyn. Soundtrack by Jon Bon Jovi.
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A Penny For Your Thoughts
A spunky Denver Broncos quarterback and a disillusioned goat herder defy the state police on a leaky cabin cruiser.
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Cash Cow
Two coke-addled Wikipedia editors and four narcoleptic four-star generals fight to save the family farm in a Belgian disco. With a short film about some pranksters.
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See The Glass As Half Empty
An adrenaline-pumped pet doctor and an egomaniacal beekeeper flick rubber bands at each other in a Baltic village.
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Waiting For The Dust To Settle
A motley crew of syphilis-riddled at-risk youths and a dozen fundamentalist New York Times op-ed columnists build something large and improbable on a leaky cabin cruiser.
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You Can't Fit A Square Peg In A Round Hole
A motley crew of bird-loving drug barons expose the ravages of capitalism at Mardi Gras. From the director of False Vision Award winner "Keeping Up With The Joneses".
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Knock It Out Of The Park
In this soul-crushing series of disjoint images, a band of fundamentalist cosmetic surgeons and four retired astronauts seek treasure aboard the international space station. Incorporating the filmmaker's home movies.
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I Wasn't Born Yesterday
In this thrilling real-life detective story, five firey child stars clash with the local Mafia clan in the Mekong Delta.
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You Have To Break A Few Eggs To Make An Omelet
A dozen bored child soldiers must learn to work together to care for abandoned siamese triplets jn the urban jungle. Narrated by David Lynch.
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Ace In The Hole
In this unsentimental narrative, two narcissistic ex-Marines fight to save a falsely convicted felon in a UN refugee camp. Uses original footage, but with the voices replaced by 4th graders from Mrs. Norris's class.
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Soup To Nuts
A mind-blowing hoax about a village in Peru.
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Making Money Hand Over Fist
A nihilistic tragicomedy about the citizens of this one village in China.
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Take A Picture, It Will Last Longer
A band of reclusive bike messengers pursue the mythical Narwhal in a Belgian disco.
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Take A Long Walk Off A Short Pier
In this humorous slice-of-life, a motley crew of working-class food activists and a family of syphilis-riddled funeral clowns agree to a joint venture raising piglets in a make-shift orphanage. From the director of False Vision Award winner "As Easy As Falling Off A Log".
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No Strings Attached
In this lush epic, three fun-loving beekeepers try to come to terms with their revolting children jn the urban jungle. Narrated by Noam Chomsky.
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Rub Salt In The Wound
In this inspiring documentary, two angst-ridden evangelists expose the ravages of capitalism in an abandoned cadmium mine. Narrated by Merrill Garbus of tUnE-yArDs.
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With One Hand Tied Behind My Back
Two coke-addled birders compete in the World Tango Championship at an exclusive boy's school.
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Come Hell Or High Water
Grenada invasion re-enactors, drug barons, and history professors show us about sibling rivalry in these short films.
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Run Rings Around
Three generations of adrenaline-pumped puppeteers and an adrenaline-pumped prankster start a girl's school in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee.
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Paint Yourself Into A Corner
In this mind-blowing film, three mustachioed beekeepers go off the grid on a leaky cabin cruiser.
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As Useful As A Lead Balloon
In this surreal dark comedy, a band of spunky Grenada invasion re-enactors and a paraplegic hair stylist fight for justice in the Mekong Delta. From the director of the universally loathed "Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks".
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Leave No Stone Unturned
Two disillusioned cosmetic surgeons go undercover at Burning Man. With a short film about some Arizona sheriffs.
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Test The Waters
In this inspiring documentary, an autistic intelligence officer and a syphilis-riddled eco-activist struggle to find their lost child jn the urban jungle.
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Clean Your Clock
Three generations of starry-eyed aid workers and a fun-loving Wikipedia editor go off the grid in the Burmese jungle. Soundtrack by some bands that skateboarding teens listen to.
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A Horse Of A Different Color
In this artful account, five starry-eyed manga artists form a punk rock band in a UN refugee camp. Soundtrack by My Bloody Valentine.
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Where There's Smoke There's Fire
In this crowd-sourced epic, two possibly sociopathic organic farmers uncover the terrible truth about Mister Rogers in bed. With a short film about some manga artists.
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Rotten To The Core
In this sweeping narrative, five libidinous child stars survive a mountain-climbing disaster in an abandoned cadmium mine. Narrated by Bane.
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Good Things Come To He Who Waits
A band of starry-eyed farmers and a gay Oxycontin addict open a nail salon in bed. Narrated by Merrill Garbus of tUnE-yArDs.
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Work Your Fingers To The Bone
Puppeteers, Buddhist monks, and farmers show us about sibling rivalry in these short films.
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Cooking With Gas Now
In this impressionistic account, four working-class Oxycontin addicts survive a mountain-climbing disaster in a tough Philadelphia high school.
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Cash Cow
Four mustachioed bike messengers must learn to work together to care for abandoned siamese triplets at Mardi Gras.
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Wipe The Slate Clean
In this ripped-from-the-headlines movie, two profanity-spewing history professors and a starry-eyed bike messenger go undercover in an abandoned cadmium mine. Narrated by Matt Damon.
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Ants In His Pants
In this tour-de-force narrative, fourteen optimistic farmers hit the campaign trail in bed.
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As Dense As A London Fog
Two reclusive aboriginal warriors encounter a monkey civilization in the slums of Rio. With a short film about some urban youths.
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A Knockoff
Two psychopathic Grenada invasion re-enactors try to keep their love secret jn the urban jungle. From the director of the universally loathed "Good Things Come To He Who Waits".
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Cry Over Spilled Milk
In this nihilistic piece of reportage, a band of angst-ridden Tuvan throat singers and a family of coke-addled aid workers bring high-speed wireless internet to reclusive monks in the slums of Cape Town. Soundtrack by some bands that skateboarding teens listen to.
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Eats Like A Horse
A xenophobic Tuvan throat singer and an ambitious Black Panther struggle to keep their web startup afloat in the aftermath of genocide.
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Give The Shirt Off Your Back
Two former hair stylists uncover the terrible truth about Mister Rogers in a UN refugee camp.
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Couldn't Hit The Broad Side Of A Barn
In this provocative family saga, an egomaniacal manga artist and an eccentric drug baron defy the state police in gentrified Brooklyn.
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Too Many Chefs Spoil The Broth
In this unsentimental series of disjoint images, four out-of-work Arizona sheriffs fight to save the family farm in a Baltic village. With a short film about some Tuvan throat singers.
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Cat Got Your Tongue?
In this genre-defying tragicomedy, fourteen mighty-thewed Grenada invasion re-enactors try to make the biggest sandwich at a summer camp in the Berkshires.
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A Tongue Lashing
Two autistic Mubarak supporters agree to a joint venture raising piglets in the slums of Rio. Soundtrack by Jon Bon Jovi.
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Nice Guys Finish Last
A spunky karaoke performer and three coke-addled intelligence officers compete in a student council election jn the urban jungle.
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Love Is Blind
In this exquisitely crafted slice-of-life, three coke-addled Tuvan throat singers follow their dreams aboard the international space station.
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The 800 Pound Gorilla
In this surreal slice-of-life, a band of egomaniacal eco-terrorists indulge in unspeakable depravity in the aftermath of genocide. Soundtrack by that busker with the fiddle who always hangs out around 9th and Broadway.
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Like A Knife Through Hot Butter
In this artful slice-of-life, a band of cash-strapped warlords uncover the terrible truth about Mister Rogers in bed. Narrated by Bane.
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Couldn't Hit The Broad Side Of A Barn
In this fly-on-the-wall real-life detective story, a retired child prodigy and a mustachioed goat herder fight for peace in the aftermath of genocide. Followed by a Q&A with the director's parole officer.
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Not For All The Tea In China
Three vodka-swilling history professors and a band of fun-loving Wikipedia editors compete in an elementary school science fair with Bernie Sanders.
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Give Them An Inch And They'll Take A Mile
In this tour-de-force hoax, fourteen angst-ridden Oxycontin addicts agree to a joint venture raising piglets in a Ugandan village.
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At The Drop Of A Hat
In this epic slice-of-life, a mighty-thewed Denver Broncos quarterback and three possibly sociopathic rock legends finally find happiness in a parrot sanctuary. Soundtrack by Philip Glass.
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Waiting For The Dust To Settle
In this ripped-from-the-headlines tragicomedy, two deeply pessimistic gang members go undercover in an abandoned cadmium mine.
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Kick Some Butt
A band of retired pranksters inspire an entire city in prison. From the director of False Vision Award winner "He's All Thumbs".
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Test The Waters
In this playful account, three bored karaoke performers try to make the biggest sandwich in a parrot sanctuary. Narrated by David Eggers.
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Knock It Out Of The Park
In this patently false profile, five profanity-spewing manga artists compete in a student council election in a Baltic village.
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Just The Tip Of The Iceberg
Two paraplegic Oxycontin addicts learn to live and love at a summer camp in the Berkshires.
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The Blind Leading The Blind
In this Waiting-for-Godot-ian hoax, a motley crew of careless Denver Broncos quarterbacks compete in a quilting bee in America's heartland. With a short film about some puppeteers.
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Waiting For The Other Shoe To Drop
A family of optimistic astronauts uncover the terrible truth about Rihanna in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee. With a short film about some goat herders.
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Until The Cows Come Home
In this thrilling profile, three adrenaline-pumped Mubarak supporters fight to save an ancient tradition in a Ugandan village.
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He's All Thumbs
In this meditative series of disjoint images, a family of retired cosmetic surgeons and a family of retired Buddhist monks open a nail salon in an abandoned cadmium mine.
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Good To The Last Drop
These short films about the environment feature noodle cooks, goat herders, and circus performers.
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Not The Ghost Of A Chance
Three deeply pessimistic aid workers struggle to find meaning in life after a painful divorce in a Ugandan village. Shot on the emerging industry-standard format, heiroglyph-on-huge-roll-of-linen.
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Not Playing With A Full Deck
In this surreal documentary, four ambitious nuns open a detective agency at an exclusive boy's school.
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Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks
In this lovingly crafted narrative, four intrepid Wikipedia editors start a girl's school on a leaky cabin cruiser.
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Pull The Wool Over Your Eyes
Child soldiers, evangelists, and heroin addicts show us about sibling rivalry in these short films.
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Like A Kid On A Candy Store
Two possibly sociopathic evangelists build something large and improbable at Burning Man. From the director of the universally loathed "You Have To Break A Few Eggs To Make An Omelet".
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Reopen An Old Wound
In this intimate real-life detective story, a motley crew of libidinous eco-activists and three well-spoken funeral clowns come of age in the Mekong Delta. A great movie, as long as you like old people.
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Throw Gasoline On The Fire
A genre-defying account about city life in some godforsaken place like Siberia.
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Not The Ghost Of A Chance
In this Oscar-nominated crowd-pleaser, a possibly sociopathic urban planner and a deeply pessimistic food activist try to make the biggest sandwich in the Burmese jungle.
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You Have To Break A Few Eggs To Make An Omelet
In this beautiful crowd-pleaser, a claudicant at-risk youth and fourteen undercover nuns expose the ravages of capitalism in a filthy Latin American youth hostel. Soundtrack by Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials.
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As Useful As A Lead Balloon
The theme of cultural differences ties together these short films about ice cream parlor owners, child soldiers, and graffiti artists.
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A Fish Out Of Water
In this provocative epic, four fundamentalist gang members and a vodka-swilling gang member survive a mountain-climbing disaster in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee. From the director of the universally ignored "Tilting At Windmills".
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Paint Yourself Into A Corner
Three generations of idealistic at-risk youths and two working-class navy SEALs open a detective agency in a Belgian disco.
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With One Hand Tied Behind My Back
A family of out-of-work skateboarding teens and a firey urban planner finally find happiness at an exclusive boy's school.
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Know Which Side Your Bread Is Buttered On
In this crowd-sourced dark comedy, three generations of angst-ridden navy SEALs fight for justice in America's heartland.
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It's In The Mail
In this patience-testing montage of unrelated scenes, three paraplegic Oxycontin addicts fight for justice in some Orange County suburb. With a short film about some goat herders.
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I Need That Like I Need A Hole In The Head
A motley crew of spunky cosmetic surgeons learn to live and love in America's heartland.
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One Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words
In this epic portrait, four eccentric war correspondents vow to circumnavigate the globe in a water-stained West African hotel room. All of the subjects have entered a class-action lawsuit against the filmmakers.
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A Tongue Lashing
In this lovingly crafted family saga, a fun-loving aid worker and a gender-ambiguous white supremacist try to come to terms with their revolting children in some Orange County suburb. With a short film about some evangelists.
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Rome Wasn't Built In A Day
In this inspiring profile, a motley crew of out-of-work beekeepers fight for justice in a parrot sanctuary. From the director of the universally ignored "Season's Greetings".
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Fighting Like Cats And Dogs
In this nail-biting tragicomedy, five cat-loving high school journalism teachers try to beat the lottery with math in a parrot sanctuary. Using courtroom transcripts, voice-over, and Claymation.
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A Fly In The Ointment
Two libidinous goat herders expose corruption in America's heartland.
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Variety Is The Spice Of Life
A challenging crowd-pleaser about the citizens of this one village in Asia somewhere.
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Jump Down Your Throat
In this Oscar-nominated montage of unrelated scenes, two kazoo-playing aid workers live-blog the revolution in a parrot sanctuary.
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You Can't Put The Toothpaste Back In The Tube
In this Oscar-nominated profile, a vodka-swilling noodle cook and a would-be war correspondent build something large and improbable in bed. From the director of False Vision Award winner "A Penny For Your Thoughts".
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Has Egg On His Face
In this bleak profile, four egomaniacal skateboarders encounter a monkey civilization in a tough Philadelphia high school. From the director of False/False fan favorite "A Deer In The Headlights".
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Get Cleaned Out
Three claudicant eco-terrorists live-blog the revolution jn the urban jungle. From the director of False/False fan favorite "Knockout Blow".
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This Place Is A Zoo
A family of cat-loving food activists and a mustachioed grieving mother encounter a monkey civilization in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee.
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Like A Kid On A Candy Store
A HIV-positive farmer and a spunky puppeteer try to make the biggest sandwich in the slums of Rio. Followed by a Q&A with the director's agent.
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Waiting For The Dust To Settle
Two well-spoken eco-activists fight to save an ancient tradition with Bernie Sanders.
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In Two Shakes Of A Lamb's Tail
In this Waiting-for-Godot-ian mash-up, three generations of bored urban planners struggle to keep their web startup afloat in a Baltic village. Soundtrack by the director's landlord.
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An Uphill Battle
In this lovingly crafted real-life detective story, an optimistic HAM radio operator and a spunky snowboarder try to make the biggest sandwich in a tough Philadelphia high school. With a short film about some birders.
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Come Hell Or High Water
Two reclusive white supremacists and a disillusioned ex-Marine encounter a monkey civilization at a summer camp in the Berkshires.
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Has Egg On His Face
In this patience-testing tragicomedy, two mighty-thewed funeral clowns and a dozen would-be heroin addicts stage a community theatre production under Castro. Narrated by Sofia Coppola.
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Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks
In this lovingly crafted slice-of-life, two optimistic ice cream parlor owners and two libidinous farmers try to beat the lottery with math in prison. Narrated by Macaulay Culkin.
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Send Up A Trial Balloon
In this painstaking family saga, three generations of starry-eyed aid workers uncover the terrible truth about intellectual property law in America's heartland.
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Knee High To A Grasshopper
In this hopeful narrative, five optimistic pranksters and three generations of kazoo-playing web standards committee members start a commune in a water-stained West African hotel room. Soundtrack by the director's landlord.
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Easy As 123
These short films about chaos and disorder feature New York Times op-ed columnists, Black Panthers, and urban planners.
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Lock, Stock, And Barrel
A provocative account about city life in Peru.
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And The Rest Is History
Fourteen intrepid horse whisperers go off the grid in a Baltic village. With a short film about some aid workers.
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Airing Dirty Laundry
Three generations of cat-loving puppeteers flick rubber bands at each other at a summer camp in the Berkshires.
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Take A Long Walk Off A Short Pier
A narcissistic puppeteer and five possibly sociopathic Tuvan throat singers fight to save a falsely convicted felon at a summer camp in the Berkshires. With a short film about some Wikipedia editors.
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Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks
In this nail-biting crowd-pleaser, an intrepid gang member and a careless horse whisperer pursue their quixotic vision in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee. False/False volunteers will shake all the theater seats during the exciting bits.
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In Your Face
In this patience-testing family saga, a dozen retired hair stylists follow a strange order from God in a make-shift orphanage. Shot on thinly-stretched, humanely raised bison hide.
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One Man's Garbage Is Another Man's Treasure
In this bleak piece of reportage, three generations of HIV-positive pranksters and two deeply pessimistic high school journalism teachers start a girl's school in the slums of Rio. Narrated by Tim Tebow.
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Give Them An Inch And They'll Take A Mile
In this lovingly crafted film, a band of starry-eyed eco-activists form a punk rock band in a UN refugee camp.
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Burn Your Bridges
Two angst-ridden skateboarding teens and an undercover Arizona sheriff learn to live and love in a Ugandan village. With a short film about some Nazi theologians.
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Miss The Boat
Fourteen starry-eyed navy SEALs produce an underground musical in a make-shift orphanage.
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Cost An Arm And A Leg
In this genre-defying hoax, three retired urban planners build something large and improbable in a make-shift orphanage.
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A Fly In The Ointment
Fourteen Jewish karaoke performers and a disillusioned bike messenger go off the grid in a make-shift orphanage. With a short film about some horse whisperers.
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Out Of The Woods
Three HIV-positive skateboarding teens and five possibly sociopathic evangelists try to make the biggest sandwich in some Orange County suburb. With a short film about some child prodigies.
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Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks
In this impressionistic slice-of-life, three fun-loving drug barons find love in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee.
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Stuck Out Like A Sore Thumb
Three HIV-positive noodle cooks and a claudicant snowboarder think big thoughts in bed. Narrated by Macaulay Culkin.
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Ace In The Hole
In this sweeping piece of reportage, two psychopathic high school journalism teachers come of age at an exclusive boy's school.
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One Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words
Three eccentric rodeo clowns bring high-speed wireless internet to reclusive monks at Burning Man. Narrated by Stanley Fish.
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Beat A Dead Horse
The theme of people being weird ties together these short films about puppeteers, goat herders, and graffiti artists.
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Everything But The Kitchen Sink
In this bleak family saga, five retired circus performers must learn to work together to care for abandoned siamese triplets with Bernie Sanders. Until tragedy strikes.
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You Could Have Knocked Me Over With A Feather
Two reclusive skateboarders form an unlikely bond in a Belgian disco.
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Season's Greetings
In this moving family saga, five narcoleptic urban youths and two starry-eyed Nazi theologians fight for peace in some Orange County suburb. From the director of False Vision Award winner "Give Them An Inch And They'll Take A Mile".
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Couldn't Hit The Broad Side Of A Barn
In this Waiting-for-Godot-ian profile, a careless Arizona sheriff and a lonely Mubarak supporter try to come to terms with their revolting children in a water-stained West African hotel room. Soundtrack by the filmmaker's nephew.
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This Place Is A Zoo
Two claudicant Black Panthers clash with the local Mafia clan in bed.
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What's Wrong With This Picture?
Two claudicant beekeepers and three generations of egomaniacal food activists bring high-speed wireless internet to reclusive monks in a water-stained West African hotel room. Re-enacted by untrained amateurs, following the director's idiosyncratic system of Charades-like non-verbal cues.
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Jump Down Your Throat
In this poetic epic, fourteen narcoleptic Buddhist monks struggle to find their lost child in a Belgian disco.
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Another Nail In The Coffin
In this profound narrative, two firey Buddhist monks search for the hiding place of Radovan Karadzic at Burning Man. In Technicolor.
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Tilting At Windmills
In this Kafka-esque film, a family of former circus performers and three psychopathic Oxycontin addicts expose the sordid underbelly of Mister Rogers aboard the international space station. From the director of the universally loathed "Welcome To The Club".
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Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks
In this patently false slice-of-life, four reclusive drug barons produce an underground musical in a make-shift orphanage. With a short film about some high school journalism teachers.
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Nailed It
In this meditative portrait, fourteen claudicant Nazi theologians and a kazoo-playing Denver Broncos quarterback learn to live and love in a parrot sanctuary. From the director of the universally loathed "Nice Guys Finish Last".
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Soup To Nuts
In this Oscar-nominated real-life detective story, three would-be New York Times op-ed columnists and three generations of optimistic Nazi theologians try to come to terms with their revolting children in the Burmese jungle. Made in under 48 hours.
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Not For All The Tea In China
In this humorous real-life detective story, a dozen narcissistic evangelists and three mustachioed white supremacists uncover the terrible truth about Mister Rogers in a filthy Latin American youth hostel.
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Cry Over Spilled Milk
In this challenging portrait, three undercover organic farmers play a prank on the Huffington Post in the aftermath of genocide. Soundtrack by Phish.
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Like A Knife Through Hot Butter
Three vodka-swilling web standards committee members and an egomaniacal prankster clash with the local Mafia clan on the Current River.
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Ants In His Pants
In this painstaking crowd-pleaser, three claudicant eco-terrorists bring high-speed wireless internet to reclusive monks jn the urban jungle.
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Waiting For The Other Shoe To Drop
A motley crew of working-class Arizona sheriffs aim to beat the world's record for the biggest apple cobbler in an abandoned cadmium mine.
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Sweep It Under The Rug
A motley crew of narcissistic history professors live-blog the revolution in a water-stained West African hotel room. From the director of the controversial "You Can't Put The Toothpaste Back In The Tube".
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Cost An Arm And A Leg
In this tour-de-force montage of unrelated scenes, an eccentric graffiti artist and three lonely Black Panthers try to keep their love secret in a Belgian disco.
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By The Skin Of My Teeth
Three generations of HIV-positive HAM radio operators and a narcoleptic Black Panther aim to beat the world's record for the biggest apple cobbler in a Baltic village. With a short film about some Buddhist monks.
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Turn Over A New Leaf
A band of reclusive urban planners flick rubber bands at each other in the waning days of the Bush administration.
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Leave No Stone Unturned
A genre-defying movie about a village in Russia.
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With A Fine Tooth Comb
In this genre-defying epic, three angst-ridden web standards committee members pursue the mythical Narwhal in some Orange County suburb.
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A Pox On Both Your Houses
Three generations of disillusioned organic farmers go off the grid with Bernie Sanders. With a short film about some organic farmers.
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Same Song And Dance
In this poetic mash-up, two Jewish Denver Broncos quarterbacks fight for justice in a UN refugee camp.
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He's All Thumbs
Three profanity-spewing high school journalism teachers fight to save an ancient tradition aboard the international space station. With a short film about some Mubarak supporters.
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Were You Born In A Barn?
The theme of the color blue and the letter 'A' ties together these short films about web standards committee members, eco-activists, and history professors.
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Test The Waters
A working-class Mubarak supporter and a fundamentalist noodle cook find love on the Current River. With a short film about some skateboarders.
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Easy As 123
Two out-of-work beekeepers uncover the terrible truth about Mister Rogers jn the urban jungle.
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Miss The Boat
Four vodka-swilling urban youths come of age with Bernie Sanders.
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I'd Lose My Head If It Weren't Attached
In this intimate montage of unrelated scenes, a disillusioned funeral clown and a family of kazoo-playing manga artists survive a mountain-climbing disaster in some Orange County suburb. Narrated by Nina Totenberg.
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Put That In Your Pipe And Smoke It
Three generations of undercover rodeo clowns follow a strange order from God at an exclusive boy's school. With a short film about some child prodigies.
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Raking In The Dough
In this patience-testing mash-up, a dozen angst-ridden high school journalism teachers finally find happiness aboard the international space station. With a short film about some ex-pilots.
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The Lights Are On But Nobody's Home
A soul-crushing movie about life in the big city in China.
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I'll Eat My Hat
In this nihilistic movie, a family of disillusioned history professors and a band of cat-loving drug barons follow their dreams in an abandoned cadmium mine. From the director of the universally loathed "Leave No Stone Unturned".
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Walking On Egg Shells
Drug barons, web standards committee members, and eco-terrorists show us about knock-knock jokes in these short films.
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Money Doesn't Grow On Trees
A provocative epic about life in the big city in Russia.
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Making Money Hand Over Fist
These short films about cultural differences feature heroin addicts, ex-pilots, and funeral clowns.
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Swim Against The Tide
In this crowd-sourced family saga, a motley crew of psychopathic child soldiers find love at a summer camp in the Berkshires. Shot entirely with hidden cameras.
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Under A Microscope
Fourteen profanity-spewing four-star generals defy the state police in an abandoned cadmium mine. Using recently unearthed footage from the Stasi archives.
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Rotten To The Core
In this meditative portrait, an out-of-work rock legend and two autistic four-star generals compete in a cross-country BMX race in a tough Philadelphia high school.
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A Nail Biter
In this crowd-sourced dark comedy, an ambitious at-risk youth and a framed ex-Marine agree to a joint venture raising piglets in the waning days of the Bush administration.
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Money Doesn't Grow On Trees
In this Waiting-for-Godot-ian real-life detective story, a libidinous birder and an eccentric ex-pilot come of age in the Burmese jungle.
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Burn Your Bridges
A starry-eyed drug baron and a bored rock legend stage a community theatre production in a Belgian disco. Narrated by Aaron Sorkin.
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Cry Over Spilled Milk
Two HIV-positive food activists and two undercover farmers struggle to find meaning in life after a painful divorce in gentrified Brooklyn.
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I'll Eat My Hat
In this nail-biting tragicomedy, three reclusive birders try to come to terms with their revolting children in a parrot sanctuary.
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Money Doesn't Grow On Trees
These short films about sibling rivalry feature astronauts, navy SEALs, and hair stylists.
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The 800 Pound Gorilla
In this genre-defying crowd-pleaser, two narcoleptic Buddhist monks go fishing at Burning Man.
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Looking For A Needle In A Haystack
An ambitious beekeeper and a disillusioned navy SEAL follow a strange order from God in gentrified Brooklyn.
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Idle Hands Are The Devil's Workshop
Three generations of deeply pessimistic cosmetic surgeons uncover the terrible truth about cuddling with bunnies in an abandoned cadmium mine.
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Miss The Boat
A narcoleptic child star and fourteen gender-ambiguous pranksters fight to save a falsely convicted felon in a tough Philadelphia high school. From the director of the universally loathed "Get A Word In Edgewise".
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Hit Pay Dirt
In this lovingly crafted real-life detective story, three undercover drug barons and a band of cash-strapped Somali pirates form an unlikely bond in a tough Philadelphia high school. Soundtrack by Rebecca Black.
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I'd Lose My Head If It Weren't Attached
In this intimate mash-up, five spunky nuns struggle to find meaning in life after a painful divorce in America's heartland.