The False/False Film Fest

the Midwest's premiere machine-generated yet nonexistent documentary film festival

Our slate of films is growing daily, thanks to the random documentary blurb generator. Keep an eye on this page for updates!

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Back From The Dead
Mubarak supporters, manga artists, and cosmetic surgeons show us about people being weird in these short films.
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You Snooze, You Loose
In this unsentimental dark comedy, fourteen eccentric hair stylists switch allegiance to protect the poor and the weak in the aftermath of genocide.
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Play With The Big Boys
Two disillusioned snowboarders and a gender-ambiguous Buddhist monk start a girl's school in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee. Narrated by Macaulay Culkin.
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Wipe The Slate Clean
In this lush mash-up, four ambitious grieving mothers compete in a quilting bee in a Baltic village.
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Off Kilter
A HIV-positive warlord and a profanity-spewing farmer form a punk rock band at Burning Man. With a short film about some eco-terrorists.
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Too Many Chefs Spoil The Broth
Two disillusioned navy SEALs and four would-be war correspondents search for the hiding place of Radovan Karadzic in the slums of Rio.
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Stop On A Dime
In this crowd-sourced piece of reportage, two lonely Mubarak supporters open a nail salon with Bernie Sanders.
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When Hell Freezes Over
A motley crew of fundamentalist Black Panthers quest for the elusive Higgs-Boson in some Orange County suburb. Soundtrack by Cave.
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A Deer In The Headlights
Three generations of claudicant white supremacists clash with the local Mafia clan aboard the international space station.
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Out Of The Woods
A band of framed process servers and a libidinous Tuvan throat singer start a commune in gentrified Brooklyn.
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Couldn't Hit The Broad Side Of A Barn
In this nail-biting narrative, three generations of cash-strapped ice cream parlor owners pursue the mythical Narwhal at Mardi Gras. With a short film about some climate skeptics.
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As Dense As A London Fog
A bored New York Times op-ed columnist and two cat-loving rodeo clowns go off the grid at a summer camp in the Berkshires. Soundtrack by My Bloody Valentine.
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I'd Lose My Head If It Weren't Attached
An unsentimental hoax about the citizens of this one village in Peru.
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You Can't Put The Toothpaste Back In The Tube
A Waiting-for-Godot-ian piece of reportage about the citizens of this one village in Mexico.
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Keeps His Cards Close To His Vest
In this artful movie, two HIV-positive four-star generals and a narcissistic navy SEAL seek treasure in a tough Philadelphia high school.
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The 800 Pound Gorilla
In this provocative real-life detective story, a band of profanity-spewing Wikipedia editors and three spunky graffiti artists aim to beat the world's record for the biggest apple cobbler jn the urban jungle.
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Tilting At Windmills
In this tour-de-force slice-of-life, a former Oxycontin addict and two lonely war correspondents struggle to find their lost child at Mardi Gras. Narrated by Nicholas Kristof.
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The Blind Leading The Blind
In this poetic real-life detective story, a band of undercover cosmetic surgeons and a libidinous HAM radio operator produce an underground musical on a leaky cabin cruiser.
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A Tongue Lashing
In this sweeping hoax, a cat-loving funeral clown and an egomaniacal war correspondent switch allegiance to protect the poor and the weak at an exclusive boy's school.
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Eat Lead!
In this mind-blowing profile, three mighty-thewed ex-pilots start a girl's school in a make-shift orphanage.
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Something To Sink Your Teeth Into
In this Kafka-esque real-life detective story, three HIV-positive graffiti artists open a detective agency at an exclusive boy's school. Shot entirely using ChatRoulette.
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Beat A Dead Horse
A HIV-positive bike messenger and a narcoleptic noodle cook try to make the biggest sandwich in a Ugandan village. Soundtrack by Phish.
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He's All Thumbs
In this Waiting-for-Godot-ian piece of reportage, a reclusive snowboarder and a band of mighty-thewed urban youths follow a strange order from God at a summer camp in the Berkshires. With a short film about some manga artists.
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Out Of The Woods
A dozen starry-eyed bike messengers struggle to find their lost child on a leaky cabin cruiser. Soundtrack by the filmmaker's nephew.
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Ants In His Pants
A former manga artist and three washed-up astronauts escape the world of glam and money on a leaky cabin cruiser.
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Get Cleaned Out
Three gender-ambiguous Nazi theologians and three undercover eco-activists struggle to find meaning in life after a painful divorce in a parrot sanctuary.
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Airing Dirty Laundry
In this inspiring crowd-pleaser, a starry-eyed Somali pirate and five narcoleptic white supremacists go off the grid on the Current River.
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Get A Word In Edgewise
In this challenging narrative, a narcoleptic Grenada invasion re-enactor and a xenophobic ex-pilot go undercover in a UN refugee camp. With a short film about some Nazi theologians.
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To Deep Six Something
Three narcissistic Tuvan throat singers inspire an entire city in the Burmese jungle. Soundtrack by Rebecca Black.
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Yank Your Chain
Two mustachioed Arizona sheriffs play a prank on the Huffington Post in the Burmese jungle.
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By The Skin Of My Teeth
Three angst-ridden skateboarding teens learn to live and love at an exclusive boy's school.
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Making A Mountain Out Of A Mole Hill
In this meditative documentary, two framed rodeo clowns defy the state police in the slums of Rio. Made for under a hundred dollars.
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Play With The Big Boys
Three syphilis-riddled rodeo clowns agree to a joint venture raising piglets in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee. With a short film about some rodeo clowns.
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Hunker Down
A family of cat-loving Grenada invasion re-enactors and a dozen bird-loving Wikipedia editors fight for justice in a tough Philadelphia high school.
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Variety Is The Spice Of Life
A lovingly crafted tragicomedy about a village in Peru.
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Knee High To A Grasshopper
An angst-ridden aid worker and a firey web standards committee member go undercover in a Belgian disco.
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Making Money Hand Over Fist
Five Jewish warlords and a fundamentalist eco-terrorist expose the absurdity of the E-Trade baby in bed. Narrated by Chuck Klosterman.
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Making Money Hand Over Fist
Two egomaniacal New York Times op-ed columnists compete in a transcontinental race in a water-stained West African hotel room.
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Get Off On The Wrong Foot
A mind-blowing account about city life in China.
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Rub Salt In The Wound
In this nihilistic movie, two narcoleptic Nazi theologians follow a strange order from God in a filthy Latin American youth hostel. Soundtrack by Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials.
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Flat As A Pancake
A working-class history professor and a profanity-spewing astronaut find love with Bernie Sanders.
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Making Money Hand Over Fist
Two cash-strapped white supremacists expose corruption in a make-shift orphanage.
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Don't Reinvent The Wheel
A deeply pessimistic elephant trainer and an idealistic aboriginal warrior switch allegiance to protect the poor and the weak in a parrot sanctuary. Filmed and projected with an emerging format that required us to rebuild the entire city's sewer system.
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I'd Lose My Head If It Weren't Attached
In this soul-crushing family saga, a lonely funeral clown and a xenophobic beekeeper start a girl's school in a Ugandan village. Narrated by Paul Pepper.
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Until The Cows Come Home
In this poetic documentary, a family of starry-eyed manga artists uncover the terrible truth about Mister Rogers at Mardi Gras.
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Rotten To The Core
Two starry-eyed Grenada invasion re-enactors fight to save a falsely convicted felon in the aftermath of genocide.
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Right Up Your Alley
A Kafka-esque mash-up about a village in Africa.
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As Dense As A London Fog
A surreal real-life detective story about life in the big city in Africa.
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As Useful As A Lead Balloon
In this genre-defying piece of reportage, a family of paraplegic Grenada invasion re-enactors expose the sordid underbelly of the E-Trade baby in a make-shift orphanage. With a short film about some manga artists.
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Paint Yourself Into A Corner
Three disillusioned karaoke performers and a family of claudicant karaoke performers start a girl's school in a Baltic village. Narrated by Penn Jillette.
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Lock, Stock, And Barrel
In this meditative tragicomedy, five gender-ambiguous Wikipedia editors compete in a transcontinental race jn the urban jungle. With a short film about some eco-terrorists.
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Works Like A Dog
In this soul-crushing slice-of-life, an undercover at-risk youth and a family of vodka-swilling food activists find love at Mardi Gras.
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Born With A Silver Spoon In His Mouth
A Waiting-for-Godot-ian dark comedy about life in the big city somewhere.
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One Man's Garbage Is Another Man's Treasure
In this beautiful epic, four undercover Black Panthers learn to live and love in the aftermath of genocide.
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Give Them An Inch And They'll Take A Mile
In this playful dark comedy, a bird-loving at-risk youth and a gay Tuvan throat singer fight for peace in the Burmese jungle.
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A Fly In The Ointment
These short films about cultural differences feature child prodigies, intelligence officers, and white supremacists.
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Fell Through The Cracks
In this moving movie, five narcoleptic snowboarders follow a strange order from God on a leaky cabin cruiser.
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When Hell Freezes Over
Three out-of-work history professors agree to a joint venture raising piglets in a UN refugee camp. Shot in black-and-white, then digitally colorized, then drained of its color.
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Not For All The Tea In China
A firey food activist and an angst-ridden Buddhist monk fight to save a falsely convicted felon in some Orange County suburb. From the director of False Vision Award winner "Cash Cow".
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Hunker Down
A dozen narcoleptic child prodigies expose the seamy underside of Rihanna aboard the international space station. Narrated by Noam Chomsky.
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Has Egg On His Face
In this fly-on-the-wall epic, a family of cash-strapped HAM radio operators inspire an entire city jn the urban jungle.
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Play The Hand You're Dealt
A lush slice-of-life about some village in Mexico.
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Everything But The Kitchen Sink
Five Jewish manga artists and a narcoleptic high school journalism teacher try to make the biggest sandwich in the Mekong Delta.
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A Horse Of A Different Color
In this thrilling portrait, an adrenaline-pumped four-star general and three generations of paraplegic hair stylists fight to save the family farm in a Baltic village.
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No Skin Off My Nose
Four xenophobic Black Panthers go off the grid in some Orange County suburb.
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Know It Like The Back Of My Hand
A family of mighty-thewed rock legends escape the world of glam and money in the slums of Rio.
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Work Your Fingers To The Bone
In this Waiting-for-Godot-ian real-life detective story, an angst-ridden circus performer and fourteen HIV-positive elephant trainers seek treasure in some Orange County suburb. Soundtrack by Jon Bon Jovi.
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Another Nail In The Coffin
In this mind-blowing film, two autistic child soldiers try to come to terms with their revolting children in gentrified Brooklyn.
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It's In The Mail
A thought-provoking slice-of-life about some village in Russia.
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It's In The Mail
In this bleak series of disjoint images, an ambitious child soldier and three lonely skateboarding teens expose the absurdity of Rihanna in a parrot sanctuary. With a short film about some birders.
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A Tongue Lashing
A band of mustachioed hair stylists bring high-speed wireless internet to reclusive monks in the Burmese jungle.
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Under A Microscope
A family of mustachioed farmers form an unlikely bond on a leaky cabin cruiser. Narrated by David Brooks.
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When Hell Freezes Over
Fourteen undercover Buddhist monks fight for peace aboard the international space station. Narrated by Macaulay Culkin.
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Zip Your Lip
In this contemplative portrait, two working-class aboriginal warriors bring high-speed wireless internet to reclusive monks in a Ugandan village. From the director of the controversial "In Your Face".
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Like A Kid On A Candy Store
A family of ambitious high school journalism teachers and two cat-loving snowboarders pursue the mythical Narwhal in some Orange County suburb. With a short film about some war correspondents.
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Get A Word In Edgewise
A bored child soldier and two gender-ambiguous Oxycontin addicts inspire an entire city in gentrified Brooklyn. With a short film about some funeral clowns.
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One Man's Garbage Is Another Man's Treasure
In this nail-biting account, three possibly sociopathic Arizona sheriffs struggle to keep their web startup afloat in the slums of Cape Town. Narrated by Stanley Fish.
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Eat Lead!
A libidinous rock legend and four firey Oxycontin addicts play a prank on the Huffington Post in the waning days of the Bush administration.
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Swim Against The Tide
Three fun-loving beekeepers compete in the World Tango Championship in a Belgian disco. Narrated by Penn Jillette.
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Knee High To A Grasshopper
A formally irreproachable film about some village in some godforsaken place like Siberia.
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Don't Reinvent The Wheel
A fly-on-the-wall dark comedy about a village in China.
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A Chip Off The Old Block
Two well-spoken four-star generals and three gender-ambiguous process servers pursue their quixotic vision in a tough Philadelphia high school.
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Knockout Blow
Two syphilis-riddled graffiti artists bring high-speed wireless internet to reclusive monks in prison.
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In Two Shakes Of A Lamb's Tail
In this Waiting-for-Godot-ian account, two reclusive aid workers fight to save the family farm in a Belgian disco. Soundtrack by Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials.
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Right Up Your Alley
In this nail-biting narrative, a family of mighty-thewed Grenada invasion re-enactors learn to live and love in a water-stained West African hotel room. Until tragedy strikes.
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Know Which Side Your Bread Is Buttered On
These short films about man's inhmanity to man feature food activists, HAM radio operators, and process servers.
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Welcome To The Club
Three framed child soldiers and a family of optimistic urban planners hit the campaign trail in the Burmese jungle. Narrated by Nina Totenberg.
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Fighting Like Cats And Dogs
In this thrilling family saga, two possibly sociopathic warlords follow their dreams in the Burmese jungle.
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Love Is Blind
Two intrepid circus performers and four fundamentalist manga artists follow their dreams in gentrified Brooklyn. From the director of the controversial "Barking Up The Wrong Tree".
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Rock The Boat
Two vodka-swilling aid workers struggle to keep their web startup afloat at a summer camp in the Berkshires. From the director of the universally ignored "Can't Make A Silk Purse Out Of A Sow's Ear".
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Cost An Arm And A Leg
In this lush film, four syphilis-riddled elephant trainers live-blog the revolution in prison. All of the subjects have entered a class-action lawsuit against the filmmakers.
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Get Off On The Wrong Foot
Three generations of kazoo-playing graffiti artists and a psychopathic rodeo clown agree to a joint venture raising piglets in bed. From the director of False/False fan favorite "A Chip Off The Old Block".
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Season's Greetings
Two working-class intelligence officers and three generations of lonely snowboarders encounter a monkey civilization in the slums of Rio. Incorporating the filmmaker's home movies.
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Ants In His Pants
In this patently false mash-up, fourteen lonely ex-pilots struggle to keep their web startup afloat under Castro.
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Bare Bones
A dozen would-be manga artists start a commune in some Orange County suburb.
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Clean Your Clock
A band of reclusive child stars and an egomaniacal Buddhist monk learn to live and love in the Burmese jungle.
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Season's Greetings
In this lush portrait, five paraplegic urban youths expose the ravages of capitalism in the Burmese jungle. Produced entirely with inheritance money.
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Throw Gasoline On The Fire
A beautiful portrait about a village in Asia somewhere.
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Cool As A Cucumber
A lonely Nazi theologian and a motley crew of mighty-thewed urban planners follow a strange order from God in a Belgian disco. Using courtroom transcripts, voice-over, and Claymation.
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As Easy As Falling Off A Log
In this exquisitely crafted epic, three generations of bird-loving ex-pilots and a lonely bike messenger open a detective agency in a parrot sanctuary.
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Sweep It Under The Rug
A band of framed HAM radio operators and an adrenaline-pumped snowboarder open a nail salon in gentrified Brooklyn. Soundtrack by Jon Bon Jovi.
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A Penny For Your Thoughts
A spunky Denver Broncos quarterback and a disillusioned goat herder defy the state police on a leaky cabin cruiser.
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Cash Cow
Two coke-addled Wikipedia editors and four narcoleptic four-star generals fight to save the family farm in a Belgian disco. With a short film about some pranksters.
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See The Glass As Half Empty
An adrenaline-pumped pet doctor and an egomaniacal beekeeper flick rubber bands at each other in a Baltic village.
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Waiting For The Dust To Settle
A motley crew of syphilis-riddled at-risk youths and a dozen fundamentalist New York Times op-ed columnists build something large and improbable on a leaky cabin cruiser.
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You Can't Fit A Square Peg In A Round Hole
A motley crew of bird-loving drug barons expose the ravages of capitalism at Mardi Gras. From the director of False Vision Award winner "Keeping Up With The Joneses".
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Knock It Out Of The Park
In this soul-crushing series of disjoint images, a band of fundamentalist cosmetic surgeons and four retired astronauts seek treasure aboard the international space station. Incorporating the filmmaker's home movies.
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I Wasn't Born Yesterday
In this thrilling real-life detective story, five firey child stars clash with the local Mafia clan in the Mekong Delta.
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You Have To Break A Few Eggs To Make An Omelet
A dozen bored child soldiers must learn to work together to care for abandoned siamese triplets jn the urban jungle. Narrated by David Lynch.
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Ace In The Hole
In this unsentimental narrative, two narcissistic ex-Marines fight to save a falsely convicted felon in a UN refugee camp. Uses original footage, but with the voices replaced by 4th graders from Mrs. Norris's class.
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Soup To Nuts
A mind-blowing hoax about a village in Peru.
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Making Money Hand Over Fist
A nihilistic tragicomedy about the citizens of this one village in China.
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Take A Picture, It Will Last Longer
A band of reclusive bike messengers pursue the mythical Narwhal in a Belgian disco.
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Take A Long Walk Off A Short Pier
In this humorous slice-of-life, a motley crew of working-class food activists and a family of syphilis-riddled funeral clowns agree to a joint venture raising piglets in a make-shift orphanage. From the director of False Vision Award winner "As Easy As Falling Off A Log".
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No Strings Attached
In this lush epic, three fun-loving beekeepers try to come to terms with their revolting children jn the urban jungle. Narrated by Noam Chomsky.
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Rub Salt In The Wound
In this inspiring documentary, two angst-ridden evangelists expose the ravages of capitalism in an abandoned cadmium mine. Narrated by Merrill Garbus of tUnE-yArDs.
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With One Hand Tied Behind My Back
Two coke-addled birders compete in the World Tango Championship at an exclusive boy's school.
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Come Hell Or High Water
Grenada invasion re-enactors, drug barons, and history professors show us about sibling rivalry in these short films.
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Run Rings Around
Three generations of adrenaline-pumped puppeteers and an adrenaline-pumped prankster start a girl's school in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee.
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Paint Yourself Into A Corner
In this mind-blowing film, three mustachioed beekeepers go off the grid on a leaky cabin cruiser.
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As Useful As A Lead Balloon
In this surreal dark comedy, a band of spunky Grenada invasion re-enactors and a paraplegic hair stylist fight for justice in the Mekong Delta. From the director of the universally loathed "Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks".
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Leave No Stone Unturned
Two disillusioned cosmetic surgeons go undercover at Burning Man. With a short film about some Arizona sheriffs.
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Test The Waters
In this inspiring documentary, an autistic intelligence officer and a syphilis-riddled eco-activist struggle to find their lost child jn the urban jungle.
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Clean Your Clock
Three generations of starry-eyed aid workers and a fun-loving Wikipedia editor go off the grid in the Burmese jungle. Soundtrack by some bands that skateboarding teens listen to.
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Toot Your Own Horn
A family of possibly sociopathic child stars fight to save the family farm in a tough Philadelphia high school. From the director of the controversial "A Quick Buck".
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A Horse Of A Different Color
In this artful account, five starry-eyed manga artists form a punk rock band in a UN refugee camp. Soundtrack by My Bloody Valentine.
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Where There's Smoke There's Fire
In this crowd-sourced epic, two possibly sociopathic organic farmers uncover the terrible truth about Mister Rogers in bed. With a short film about some manga artists.
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Rotten To The Core
In this sweeping narrative, five libidinous child stars survive a mountain-climbing disaster in an abandoned cadmium mine. Narrated by Bane.
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Good Things Come To He Who Waits
A band of starry-eyed farmers and a gay Oxycontin addict open a nail salon in bed. Narrated by Merrill Garbus of tUnE-yArDs.
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Work Your Fingers To The Bone
Puppeteers, Buddhist monks, and farmers show us about sibling rivalry in these short films.
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Cooking With Gas Now
In this impressionistic account, four working-class Oxycontin addicts survive a mountain-climbing disaster in a tough Philadelphia high school.
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Cash Cow
Four mustachioed bike messengers must learn to work together to care for abandoned siamese triplets at Mardi Gras.
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Wipe The Slate Clean
In this ripped-from-the-headlines movie, two profanity-spewing history professors and a starry-eyed bike messenger go undercover in an abandoned cadmium mine. Narrated by Matt Damon.
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Ants In His Pants
In this tour-de-force narrative, fourteen optimistic farmers hit the campaign trail in bed.
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As Dense As A London Fog
Two reclusive aboriginal warriors encounter a monkey civilization in the slums of Rio. With a short film about some urban youths.
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A Knockoff
Two psychopathic Grenada invasion re-enactors try to keep their love secret jn the urban jungle. From the director of the universally loathed "Good Things Come To He Who Waits".
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Cry Over Spilled Milk
In this nihilistic piece of reportage, a band of angst-ridden Tuvan throat singers and a family of coke-addled aid workers bring high-speed wireless internet to reclusive monks in the slums of Cape Town. Soundtrack by some bands that skateboarding teens listen to.
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Eats Like A Horse
A xenophobic Tuvan throat singer and an ambitious Black Panther struggle to keep their web startup afloat in the aftermath of genocide.
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Give The Shirt Off Your Back
Two former hair stylists uncover the terrible truth about Mister Rogers in a UN refugee camp.
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Couldn't Hit The Broad Side Of A Barn
In this provocative family saga, an egomaniacal manga artist and an eccentric drug baron defy the state police in gentrified Brooklyn.
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Too Many Chefs Spoil The Broth
In this unsentimental series of disjoint images, four out-of-work Arizona sheriffs fight to save the family farm in a Baltic village. With a short film about some Tuvan throat singers.
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Cat Got Your Tongue?
In this genre-defying tragicomedy, fourteen mighty-thewed Grenada invasion re-enactors try to make the biggest sandwich at a summer camp in the Berkshires.
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A Tongue Lashing
Two autistic Mubarak supporters agree to a joint venture raising piglets in the slums of Rio. Soundtrack by Jon Bon Jovi.
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Nice Guys Finish Last
A spunky karaoke performer and three coke-addled intelligence officers compete in a student council election jn the urban jungle.
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Love Is Blind
In this exquisitely crafted slice-of-life, three coke-addled Tuvan throat singers follow their dreams aboard the international space station.
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The 800 Pound Gorilla
In this surreal slice-of-life, a band of egomaniacal eco-terrorists indulge in unspeakable depravity in the aftermath of genocide. Soundtrack by that busker with the fiddle who always hangs out around 9th and Broadway.
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Reopen An Old Wound
In this nail-biting tragicomedy, three starry-eyed navy SEALs and an idealistic Nazi theologian follow their dreams with Bernie Sanders.
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Like A Knife Through Hot Butter
In this artful slice-of-life, a band of cash-strapped warlords uncover the terrible truth about Mister Rogers in bed. Narrated by Bane.
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Couldn't Hit The Broad Side Of A Barn
In this fly-on-the-wall real-life detective story, a retired child prodigy and a mustachioed goat herder fight for peace in the aftermath of genocide. Followed by a Q&A with the director's parole officer.
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Not For All The Tea In China
Three vodka-swilling history professors and a band of fun-loving Wikipedia editors compete in an elementary school science fair with Bernie Sanders.
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Give Them An Inch And They'll Take A Mile
In this tour-de-force hoax, fourteen angst-ridden Oxycontin addicts agree to a joint venture raising piglets in a Ugandan village.
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At The Drop Of A Hat
In this epic slice-of-life, a mighty-thewed Denver Broncos quarterback and three possibly sociopathic rock legends finally find happiness in a parrot sanctuary. Soundtrack by Philip Glass.
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Waiting For The Dust To Settle
In this ripped-from-the-headlines tragicomedy, two deeply pessimistic gang members go undercover in an abandoned cadmium mine.
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Kick Some Butt
A band of retired pranksters inspire an entire city in prison. From the director of False Vision Award winner "He's All Thumbs".
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Test The Waters
In this playful account, three bored karaoke performers try to make the biggest sandwich in a parrot sanctuary. Narrated by David Eggers.
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Knock It Out Of The Park
In this patently false profile, five profanity-spewing manga artists compete in a student council election in a Baltic village.
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Just The Tip Of The Iceberg
Two paraplegic Oxycontin addicts learn to live and love at a summer camp in the Berkshires.
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The Blind Leading The Blind
In this Waiting-for-Godot-ian hoax, a motley crew of careless Denver Broncos quarterbacks compete in a quilting bee in America's heartland. With a short film about some puppeteers.
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Waiting For The Other Shoe To Drop
A family of optimistic astronauts uncover the terrible truth about Rihanna in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee. With a short film about some goat herders.
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Until The Cows Come Home
In this thrilling profile, three adrenaline-pumped Mubarak supporters fight to save an ancient tradition in a Ugandan village.
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He's All Thumbs
In this meditative series of disjoint images, a family of retired cosmetic surgeons and a family of retired Buddhist monks open a nail salon in an abandoned cadmium mine.
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Good To The Last Drop
These short films about the environment feature noodle cooks, goat herders, and circus performers.
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Not The Ghost Of A Chance
Three deeply pessimistic aid workers struggle to find meaning in life after a painful divorce in a Ugandan village. Shot on the emerging industry-standard format, heiroglyph-on-huge-roll-of-linen.
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Not Playing With A Full Deck
In this surreal documentary, four ambitious nuns open a detective agency at an exclusive boy's school.
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Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks
In this lovingly crafted narrative, four intrepid Wikipedia editors start a girl's school on a leaky cabin cruiser.
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Paint Yourself Into A Corner
Fourteen fundamentalist Grenada invasion re-enactors and a dozen mustachioed Nazi theologians inspire an entire city under Castro.
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Pull The Wool Over Your Eyes
Child soldiers, evangelists, and heroin addicts show us about sibling rivalry in these short films.
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Like A Kid On A Candy Store
Two possibly sociopathic evangelists build something large and improbable at Burning Man. From the director of the universally loathed "You Have To Break A Few Eggs To Make An Omelet".
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Reopen An Old Wound
In this intimate real-life detective story, a motley crew of libidinous eco-activists and three well-spoken funeral clowns come of age in the Mekong Delta. A great movie, as long as you like old people.
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Throw Gasoline On The Fire
A genre-defying account about city life in some godforsaken place like Siberia.
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Not The Ghost Of A Chance
In this Oscar-nominated crowd-pleaser, a possibly sociopathic urban planner and a deeply pessimistic food activist try to make the biggest sandwich in the Burmese jungle.
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You Have To Break A Few Eggs To Make An Omelet
In this beautiful crowd-pleaser, a claudicant at-risk youth and fourteen undercover nuns expose the ravages of capitalism in a filthy Latin American youth hostel. Soundtrack by Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials.
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As Useful As A Lead Balloon
The theme of cultural differences ties together these short films about ice cream parlor owners, child soldiers, and graffiti artists.
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A Fish Out Of Water
In this provocative epic, four fundamentalist gang members and a vodka-swilling gang member survive a mountain-climbing disaster in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee. From the director of the universally ignored "Tilting At Windmills".
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Paint Yourself Into A Corner
Three generations of idealistic at-risk youths and two working-class navy SEALs open a detective agency in a Belgian disco.
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With One Hand Tied Behind My Back
A family of out-of-work skateboarding teens and a firey urban planner finally find happiness at an exclusive boy's school.
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Know Which Side Your Bread Is Buttered On
In this crowd-sourced dark comedy, three generations of angst-ridden navy SEALs fight for justice in America's heartland.
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It's In The Mail
In this patience-testing montage of unrelated scenes, three paraplegic Oxycontin addicts fight for justice in some Orange County suburb. With a short film about some goat herders.
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I Need That Like I Need A Hole In The Head
A motley crew of spunky cosmetic surgeons learn to live and love in America's heartland.
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One Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words
In this epic portrait, four eccentric war correspondents vow to circumnavigate the globe in a water-stained West African hotel room. All of the subjects have entered a class-action lawsuit against the filmmakers.
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A Tongue Lashing
In this lovingly crafted family saga, a fun-loving aid worker and a gender-ambiguous white supremacist try to come to terms with their revolting children in some Orange County suburb. With a short film about some evangelists.
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Rome Wasn't Built In A Day
In this inspiring profile, a motley crew of out-of-work beekeepers fight for justice in a parrot sanctuary. From the director of the universally ignored "Season's Greetings".
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Fighting Like Cats And Dogs
In this nail-biting tragicomedy, five cat-loving high school journalism teachers try to beat the lottery with math in a parrot sanctuary. Using courtroom transcripts, voice-over, and Claymation.
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A Fly In The Ointment
Two libidinous goat herders expose corruption in America's heartland.
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Variety Is The Spice Of Life
A challenging crowd-pleaser about the citizens of this one village in Asia somewhere.
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Jump Down Your Throat
In this Oscar-nominated montage of unrelated scenes, two kazoo-playing aid workers live-blog the revolution in a parrot sanctuary.
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You Can't Put The Toothpaste Back In The Tube
In this Oscar-nominated profile, a vodka-swilling noodle cook and a would-be war correspondent build something large and improbable in bed. From the director of False Vision Award winner "A Penny For Your Thoughts".
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Has Egg On His Face
In this bleak profile, four egomaniacal skateboarders encounter a monkey civilization in a tough Philadelphia high school. From the director of False/False fan favorite "A Deer In The Headlights".
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Get Cleaned Out
Three claudicant eco-terrorists live-blog the revolution jn the urban jungle. From the director of False/False fan favorite "Knockout Blow".
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This Place Is A Zoo
A family of cat-loving food activists and a mustachioed grieving mother encounter a monkey civilization in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee.
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Like A Kid On A Candy Store
A HIV-positive farmer and a spunky puppeteer try to make the biggest sandwich in the slums of Rio. Followed by a Q&A with the director's agent.
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Waiting For The Dust To Settle
Two well-spoken eco-activists fight to save an ancient tradition with Bernie Sanders.
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In Two Shakes Of A Lamb's Tail
In this Waiting-for-Godot-ian mash-up, three generations of bored urban planners struggle to keep their web startup afloat in a Baltic village. Soundtrack by the director's landlord.
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An Uphill Battle
In this lovingly crafted real-life detective story, an optimistic HAM radio operator and a spunky snowboarder try to make the biggest sandwich in a tough Philadelphia high school. With a short film about some birders.
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Come Hell Or High Water
Two reclusive white supremacists and a disillusioned ex-Marine encounter a monkey civilization at a summer camp in the Berkshires.
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Has Egg On His Face
In this patience-testing tragicomedy, two mighty-thewed funeral clowns and a dozen would-be heroin addicts stage a community theatre production under Castro. Narrated by Sofia Coppola.
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Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks
In this lovingly crafted slice-of-life, two optimistic ice cream parlor owners and two libidinous farmers try to beat the lottery with math in prison. Narrated by Macaulay Culkin.
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Send Up A Trial Balloon
In this painstaking family saga, three generations of starry-eyed aid workers uncover the terrible truth about intellectual property law in America's heartland.
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Knee High To A Grasshopper
In this hopeful narrative, five optimistic pranksters and three generations of kazoo-playing web standards committee members start a commune in a water-stained West African hotel room. Soundtrack by the director's landlord.
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Easy As 123
These short films about chaos and disorder feature New York Times op-ed columnists, Black Panthers, and urban planners.