The False/False Film Fest

the Midwest's premiere machine-generated yet nonexistent documentary film festival

Our slate of films is growing daily, thanks to the random documentary blurb generator. Keep an eye on this page for updates!

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Cry Over Spilled Milk
In this playful family saga, a motley crew of eccentric ice cream parlor owners struggle to find meaning in life after a painful divorce in some Orange County suburb. With a GOP response by Marco Rubio.
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Rock The Boat
In this fly-on-the-wall film, a dozen disillusioned Wikipedia editors learn to live and love in the slums of Rio. From the director of the universally loathed "Knock It Out Of The Park".
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The Grass Is Always Greener On The Other Side
A fly-on-the-wall narrative about city life in Peru.
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You Can Lead A Horse To Water, But You Can't Make Him Drink
In this provocative crowd-pleaser, two mighty-thewed Wikipedia editors produce an underground musical on a leaky cabin cruiser.
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Sweep It Under The Rug
A formally irreproachable dark comedy about city life in Mexico.
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Tilting At Windmills
Fourteen HIV-positive beekeepers defy the state police in a Belgian disco. With a short film about some Somali pirates.
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A Horse Of A Different Color
A motley crew of ambitious eco-terrorists compete in a transcontinental race at Burning Man. Afterwards the director will hand out Guy Fawkes masks and exhort the audience to rob local banks.
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Get Over The Hump
In this loving piece of reportage, fourteen cash-strapped astronauts struggle to keep their web startup afloat in the Burmese jungle.
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Give Them An Inch And They'll Take A Mile
Three generations of starry-eyed pet doctors compete in a transcontinental race in the slums of Cape Town.
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If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
In this tour-de-force account, a profanity-spewing funeral clown and a narcoleptic food activist produce an underground musical jn the urban jungle. Narrated by Macaulay Culkin.
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A Fly In The Ointment
A syphilis-riddled eco-terrorist and a bird-loving eco-activist vow to circumnavigate the globe at Mardi Gras.
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You Can Take That To The Bank
In this impressionistic profile, a disillusioned ice cream parlor owner and a careless Oxycontin addict come of age in the aftermath of genocide.
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A Deer In The Headlights
These short films about man's inhmanity to man feature rodeo clowns, Denver Broncos quarterbacks, and farmers.
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Put That In Your Pipe And Smoke It
In this mind-blowing real-life detective story, four egomaniacal HAM radio operators form an unlikely bond in a UN refugee camp. With a short film about some farmers.
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Stop On A Dime
A humorous real-life detective story about some village in China.
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A Chip Off The Old Block
In this contemplative tragicomedy, a band of autistic high school journalism teachers and a Jewish Oxycontin addict struggle to keep their web startup afloat aboard the international space station.
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Know It Like The Back Of My Hand
A lovingly crafted tragicomedy about the citizens of this one village in Mexico.
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Give The Shirt Off Your Back
Two syphilis-riddled Arizona sheriffs quest for the elusive Higgs-Boson in a Belgian disco. Narrated by Merrill Garbus of tUnE-yArDs.
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Back In The Saddle
Three angst-ridden skateboarding teens try to come to terms with their revolting children at Burning Man. Followed by a Q&A with the subjects, who hate being asked questions.
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Fell Through The Cracks
A playful crowd-pleaser about some village in some godforsaken place like Siberia.
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A Penny For Your Thoughts
Three intrepid four-star generals open a nail salon in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee.
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Cooking With Gas Now
In this nihilistic series of disjoint images, three gay child stars and two mighty-thewed ice cream parlor owners expose the sordid underbelly of Mister Rogers in a Belgian disco. Narrated by Matt Damon.
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Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks
Two starry-eyed horse whisperers go fishing with Bernie Sanders.
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Until The Cows Come Home
In this artful dark comedy, a dozen disillusioned intelligence officers think big thoughts in a water-stained West African hotel room. Soundtrack by Cave.
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A Fly In The Ointment
Two narcissistic bike messengers fight to save a falsely convicted felon in a Baltic village.
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Fits Like A Glove
These short films about chaos and disorder feature food activists, Wikipedia editors, and high school journalism teachers.
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Easy As 123
In this contemplative film, a HIV-positive war correspondent and a disillusioned high school journalism teacher live-blog the revolution in a parrot sanctuary. Made in under 48 hours.
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Ants In His Pants
In this ripped-from-the-headlines tragicomedy, a libidinous birder and a coke-addled aboriginal warrior survive a mountain-climbing disaster at Burning Man.
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Off Kilter
A motley crew of angst-ridden snowboarders expose the sordid underbelly of Mister Rogers in America's heartland.
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Rub Salt In The Wound
The theme of the color blue and the letter 'A' ties together these short films about ex-pilots, Denver Broncos quarterbacks, and goat herders.
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Take A Picture, It Will Last Longer
Four psychopathic graffiti artists and a lonely Denver Broncos quarterback encounter a monkey civilization in the waning days of the Bush administration.
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Idle Hands Are The Devil's Workshop
A family of optimistic snowboarders follow their dreams in a parrot sanctuary. With a short film about some funeral clowns.
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Looking For A Needle In A Haystack
In this profound hoax, two fun-loving web standards committee members encounter a monkey civilization at Burning Man.
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Ants In His Pants
A motley crew of autistic Buddhist monks must learn to work together to care for abandoned siamese triplets in bed.
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The Grass Is Always Greener On The Other Side
In this Oscar-nominated dark comedy, a cat-loving Mubarak supporter and a deeply pessimistic ex-Marine quest for the elusive Higgs-Boson at Mardi Gras. From the director of the universally ignored "Play The Hand You're Dealt".
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A Pox On Both Your Houses
Two vodka-swilling rodeo clowns aim to beat the world's record for the biggest apple cobbler in the aftermath of genocide.
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A Fly In The Ointment
Three narcoleptic child soldiers find love in a tough Philadelphia high school. With a short film about some beekeepers.
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A Tongue Lashing
The theme of love and loss ties together these short films about Black Panthers, history professors, and food activists.
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Madder Than A Wet Hen
In this soul-crushing narrative, fourteen possibly sociopathic horse whisperers and a gay skateboarding teen expose the seamy underside of Mister Rogers in gentrified Brooklyn.
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You Could Have Knocked Me Over With A Feather
In this exquisitely crafted account, a possibly sociopathic New York Times op-ed columnist and a HIV-positive pet doctor expose the sordid underbelly of Mister Rogers in the aftermath of genocide.
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Soup To Nuts
A motley crew of angst-ridden New York Times op-ed columnists and a band of narcissistic elephant trainers compete in the World Tango Championship at Mardi Gras.
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You Can't Fit A Square Peg In A Round Hole
In this meditative montage of unrelated scenes, two disillusioned cosmetic surgeons defy the state police in America's heartland. Soundtrack by Jon Bon Jovi.
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Stuck Out Like A Sore Thumb
In this hopeful movie, a motley crew of cash-strapped funeral clowns and five kazoo-playing four-star generals form an unlikely bond in a Belgian disco. Soundtrack by Philip Glass.
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Couldn't Hit The Broad Side Of A Barn
In this thought-provoking tragicomedy, three working-class organic farmers think big thoughts in gentrified Brooklyn. Narrated by Nicholas Kristof.
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Another Nail In The Coffin
These short films about cultural differences feature Grenada invasion re-enactors, history professors, and skateboarders.
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The Whole Enchilada
Five washed-up ice cream parlor owners struggle to keep their web startup afloat in a Belgian disco.
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We're Gonna Tie One On Tonight
In this inspiring movie, three careless child stars bring high-speed wireless internet to reclusive monks jn the urban jungle. With a short film about some ex-pilots.
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Throw Gasoline On The Fire
A dozen framed pet doctors and three generations of retired food activists play a prank on the Huffington Post at an exclusive boy's school.
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Leave No Stone Unturned
Five profanity-spewing cosmetic surgeons vow to circumnavigate the globe in a UN refugee camp. From the director of False/False fan favorite "Jump Down Your Throat".
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A Deer In The Headlights
Three working-class aid workers and a profanity-spewing web standards committee member start a girl's school on a leaky cabin cruiser. From the director of False/False fan favorite "In Two Shakes Of A Lamb's Tail".
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A Chip Off The Old Block
A former graffiti artist and an optimistic Black Panther expose corruption at a summer camp in the Berkshires. Soundtrack by Kanye West.
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Send Up A Trial Balloon
In this challenging series of disjoint images, a family of adrenaline-pumped child soldiers survive a mountain-climbing disaster at a summer camp in the Berkshires. From the director of the universally loathed "Dot The I's And Cross The T's".
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The Old Ball And Chain
In this provocative narrative, two claudicant graffiti artists search for the hiding place of Radovan Karadzic in a Belgian disco.
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Bare Bones
In this painstaking family saga, two washed-up Buddhist monks encounter a monkey civilization in the Burmese jungle. All of the subjects have entered a class-action lawsuit against the filmmakers.
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I'll Eat My Hat
In this painstaking tragicomedy, three narcissistic Buddhist monks come of age in the waning days of the Bush administration.
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Don't Reinvent The Wheel
Five kazoo-playing hair stylists and five profanity-spewing rock legends learn to live and love in a Ugandan village. With a short film about some skateboarders.
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Kick Some Butt
In this ripped-from-the-headlines tragicomedy, three generations of former circus performers and three generations of coke-addled Oxycontin addicts indulge in unspeakable depravity in the slums of Rio. Soundtrack by Phish.
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I Need That Like I Need A Hole In The Head
In this bleak hoax, five mighty-thewed farmers vow to circumnavigate the globe on a leaky cabin cruiser. The filmmaker is currently under asylum at the Ecuadorean embassy.
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Beat A Dead Horse
Five possibly sociopathic four-star generals expose the ravages of capitalism in the Burmese jungle. From the director of the controversial "Dot The I's And Cross The T's".
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When Hell Freezes Over
Three retired process servers aim to beat the world's record for the biggest apple cobbler in a Baltic village. False/False volunteers will shake all the theater seats during the exciting bits.
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Cash Cow
An impressionistic documentary about some village in some godforsaken place like Siberia.
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Tilting At Windmills
In this moving mash-up, two narcoleptic horse whisperers and three claudicant manga artists switch allegiance to protect the poor and the weak in an abandoned cadmium mine. Shot entirely using ChatRoulette.
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Like A Bull In A China Shop
In this patience-testing piece of reportage, a psychopathic navy SEAL and five bird-loving gang members fight to save an ancient tradition in a filthy Latin American youth hostel. Followed by a Q&A with the director's parole officer.
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A Fish Out Of Water
In this meditative hoax, a psychopathic drug baron and an out-of-work nun must learn to work together to care for abandoned siamese triplets in a Baltic village.
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Rub Salt In The Wound
Three spunky ex-pilots and an adrenaline-pumped pet doctor try to keep their love secret in a parrot sanctuary. Soundtrack by Philip Glass.
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You Can Lead A Horse To Water, But You Can't Make Him Drink
In this surreal real-life detective story, two narcoleptic organic farmers fight to save an ancient tradition in a filthy Latin American youth hostel. Made in under 48 hours.
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You Can't Put The Toothpaste Back In The Tube
An epic portrait about life in the big city somewhere.
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Step On Your Toes
Two starry-eyed puppeteers survive a mountain-climbing disaster on a leaky cabin cruiser. Funded by Merck.
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Throw Gasoline On The Fire
Three generations of bored aboriginal warriors play a prank on the Huffington Post in America's heartland. With a short film about some skateboarders.
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When Pigs Fly
In this nihilistic mash-up, fourteen bored drug barons struggle to keep their web startup afloat in a tough Philadelphia high school.
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What A Zoo
A bird-loving Black Panther and a psychopathic drug baron try to beat the lottery with math in prison. Narrated by Matt Damon.
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Nailed It
An adrenaline-pumped process server and a dozen fundamentalist hair stylists fight for justice in prison. Soundtrack by Kanye West.
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You Can't Put The Toothpaste Back In The Tube
In this challenging narrative, a spunky climate skeptic and five adrenaline-pumped eco-activists quest for the elusive Higgs-Boson under Castro.
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Throw Gasoline On The Fire
In this meditative narrative, a starry-eyed heroin addict and an eccentric Black Panther expose corruption in a Ugandan village.
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Send Up A Trial Balloon
In this meditative real-life detective story, a xenophobic Wikipedia editor and three generations of coke-addled child stars go fishing under Castro. Shot entirely on vellum.
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Free As A Bird
In this thought-provoking account, an optimistic gang member and a family of coke-addled food activists aim to beat the world's record for the biggest apple cobbler aboard the international space station. From the director of the controversial "Back To The Salt Mines".
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Ace Up His Sleeve
Fourteen disillusioned eco-terrorists compete in the World Tango Championship in a UN refugee camp. From the director of the controversial "Knee High To A Grasshopper".
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I Need That Like I Need A Hole In The Head
A lonely navy SEAL and a syphilis-riddled Grenada invasion re-enactor encounter a monkey civilization in the Mekong Delta. Soundtrack by Jon Bon Jovi.
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Come Hell Or High Water
In this impressionistic film, three generations of xenophobic organic farmers and a motley crew of former pranksters struggle to keep their web startup afloat in an abandoned cadmium mine.
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What's Wrong With This Picture?
An eccentric cosmetic surgeon and a well-spoken ice cream parlor owner switch allegiance to protect the poor and the weak at an exclusive boy's school. Soundtrack by some bands that skateboarding teens listen to.
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Know It Like The Back Of My Hand
Four egomaniacal pranksters flick rubber bands at each other in the Burmese jungle.
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As Snug As A Bug In A Rug
Three generations of eccentric Denver Broncos quarterbacks try to make the biggest sandwich in gentrified Brooklyn. With a short film about some pet doctors.
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A Tongue Lashing
A band of vodka-swilling HAM radio operators start a commune in a filthy Latin American youth hostel. From the director of False/False fan favorite "A Fish Out Of Water".
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When Pigs Fly
Two egomaniacal aid workers expose the absurdity of cuddling with bunnies in America's heartland. Narrated by Nina Totenberg.
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A Penny For Your Thoughts
An unsentimental narrative about a village in Peru.
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Go Against The Grain
In this exquisitely crafted tragicomedy, two fundamentalist aid workers and an ambitious New York Times op-ed columnist must learn to work together to care for abandoned siamese triplets in a tough Philadelphia high school. Soundtrack by Kanye West.
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Sweep It Under The Rug
Three narcoleptic skateboarding teens and a would-be pet doctor compete in the World Tango Championship in prison. Narrated by Nina Totenberg.
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Where There's Smoke There's Fire
In this artful narrative, a working-class organic farmer and a bird-loving child soldier flick rubber bands at each other in bed.
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Knee High To A Grasshopper
In this exquisitely crafted montage of unrelated scenes, five bored food activists start a girl's school at a summer camp in the Berkshires. Produced entirely with inheritance money.
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Nice Guys Finish Last
In this fly-on-the-wall portrait, a profanity-spewing Wikipedia editor and a motley crew of careless astronauts expose the sordid underbelly of Rihanna with Bernie Sanders. Preceded by our newest dining event, for Black Velvet Passholders only: a complementary Taco Bellâ„¢ FalseMealâ„¢.
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Money Doesn't Grow On Trees
In this Kafka-esque real-life detective story, a motley crew of mustachioed snowboarders fight for justice in an abandoned cadmium mine. Narrated by Jeff Foxworthy.
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My Brain Is Fried
The theme of people being weird ties together these short films about horse whisperers, history professors, and Buddhist monks.
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Like Night And Day
Two eccentric rodeo clowns expose the absurdity of the E-Trade baby in a UN refugee camp. Soundtrack by Phish.
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Eat Lead!
In this lush movie, a claudicant evangelist and a bored New York Times op-ed columnist prepare for an episode of 'Radio Friends with Paul Pepper' at a summer camp in the Berkshires.
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I Could Whip You With One Arm Tied Behind My Back
The theme of people being weird ties together these short films about farmers, drug barons, and history professors.
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Back In The Saddle
In this profound epic, a band of idealistic circus performers live-blog the revolution in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee. From the director of False/False fan favorite "Everything's Coming Up Roses".
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Good Things Come To He Who Waits
Three ambitious Somali pirates hit the campaign trail in America's heartland. Narrated by the E-Trade baby.
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Eat Lead!
A band of psychopathic goat herders play a prank on the Huffington Post at a summer camp in the Berkshires.
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A Fly In The Ointment
In this crowd-sourced film, two libidinous funeral clowns and a would-be goat herder compete in a cross-country BMX race at a summer camp in the Berkshires. Soundtrack by Dubb Nubb.
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Know Which Side Your Bread Is Buttered On
In this challenging dark comedy, two narcoleptic Wikipedia editors and a fun-loving Oxycontin addict learn to live and love in gentrified Brooklyn. From the director of False Vision Award winner "Firing On All Cylinders".
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Give Them An Inch And They'll Take A Mile
A tour-de-force account about some village somewhere.
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Burn Your Bridges
In this genre-defying movie, fourteen coke-addled Oxycontin addicts survive a mountain-climbing disaster in an abandoned cadmium mine. Soundtrack by Philip Glass.
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Know It Like The Back Of My Hand
An egomaniacal Black Panther and a band of Jewish drug barons think big thoughts under Castro.
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Love Is Blind
A Oscar-nominated account about the citizens of this one village in Asia somewhere.
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Not For All The Tea In China
In this Oscar-nominated slice-of-life, a band of gay war correspondents expose the seamy underside of Rihanna in the slums of Rio.
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When Pigs Fly
These short films about the color blue and the letter 'A' feature intelligence officers, ice cream parlor owners, and child soldiers.
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I Wasn't Born Yesterday
In this unsentimental tragicomedy, a dozen paraplegic Grenada invasion re-enactors expose the sordid underbelly of Mister Rogers in a make-shift orphanage.
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Just The Tip Of The Iceberg
A narcoleptic skateboarder and an idealistic rodeo clown stage a community theatre production in some Orange County suburb. Soundtrack by DJ Shadow.
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A Drop In The Bucket
In this poetic crowd-pleaser, three generations of undercover Denver Broncos quarterbacks start a girl's school in a Baltic village.
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No Strings Attached
In this poetic family saga, a retired Nazi theologian and a dozen retired child soldiers flick rubber bands at each other at an exclusive boy's school. Narrated by Al Gore.
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He's All Thumbs
In this humorous portrait, fourteen reclusive noodle cooks and a working-class Tuvan throat singer set on a dangerous journey to destroy the magic ring in America's heartland. Narrated by Noam Chomsky.
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Waiting For Your Ship To Come In
An eccentric Wikipedia editor and a band of optimistic process servers bring high-speed wireless internet to reclusive monks in an abandoned Cadbury chocolate factory. From the director of False Vision Award winner "Cat Got Your Tongue?".
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When Hell Freezes Over
In this loving family saga, a fundamentalist high school journalism teacher and a band of cat-loving organic farmers think big thoughts at Burning Man. Soundtrack by the director's landlord.
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Cash Cow
A band of fun-loving process servers finally find happiness on a leaky cabin cruiser.
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With A Fine Tooth Comb
In this genre-defying movie, three generations of gay ice cream parlor owners and a kazoo-playing eco-terrorist try to make the biggest sandwich jn the urban jungle. Soundtrack by DJ Shadow.
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Cry Over Spilled Milk
In this thought-provoking portrait, three careless aid workers and three mustachioed beekeepers regain the trust of the King in an abandoned Cadbury chocolate factory.
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Can't Make A Silk Purse Out Of A Sow's Ear
In this Oscar-nominated portrait, three generations of undercover intelligence officers must learn to work together to care for abandoned siamese triplets jn the urban jungle. Soundtrack by Rebecca Black.
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Dot The I's And Cross The T's
Two Jewish skateboarding teens and a syphilis-riddled child prodigy struggle to find meaning in life after a painful divorce on a leaky cabin cruiser.
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Fits Like A Glove
In this painstaking mash-up, two starry-eyed drug barons pursue the mythical Narwhal during wartime.
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What A Zoo
In this exquisitely crafted montage of unrelated scenes, three disillusioned funeral clowns indulge in unspeakable depravity in an abandoned Cadbury chocolate factory. Soundtrack by Phish.
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Is It Soup Yet?
A motley crew of disillusioned Wikipedia editors and three vodka-swilling rock legends struggle to keep their web startup afloat in a Ugandan village.
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Ace Up His Sleeve
Seventeen egomaniacal Mubarak supporters vow to circumnavigate the globe at a summer camp in the Berkshires. Shot on thinly-stretched, humanely raised bison hide.
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We're Gonna Tie One On Tonight
A dozen fun-loving eco-terrorists and a dozen optimistic goat herders open a detective agency in a Baltic village. Soundtrack by Cave.
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Until The Cows Come Home
In this surreal tragicomedy, seventeen possibly sociopathic intelligence officers bring high-speed wireless internet to reclusive monks in an abandoned Cadbury chocolate factory. Narrated by Nate Silver.
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Back In The Saddle
In this epic series of disjoint images, two starry-eyed four-star generals and a HIV-positive puppeteer expose the ravages of capitalism in a water-stained West African hotel room. Narrated by Nicholas Kristof.
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A Knockoff
Seventeen cat-loving white supremacists finally find happiness on a leaky cabin cruiser. From the director of False/False fan favorite "Wipe The Slate Clean".
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Go Against The Grain
Four Jewish Tuvan throat singers and an out-of-work Black Panther clash with the local Mafia clan in bed. Soundtrack by some bands that skateboarding teens listen to.
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No Skin Off My Nose
In this provocative dark comedy, a family of profanity-spewing child prodigies expose the ravages of capitalism at an exclusive boy's school.
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It Won't Fly
A Oscar-nominated crowd-pleaser about city life in some godforsaken place like Siberia.
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Off Kilter
In this exquisitely crafted movie, two profanity-spewing warlords switch allegiance to protect the poor and the weak in a water-stained West African hotel room. Shot entirely using the Wilson Observatory telescope, then pencil-animated by hand in a North
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Work Your Fingers To The Bone
A dozen gender-ambiguous karaoke performers quest for the elusive Higgs-Boson in the waning days of the Bush administration.
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Paint Yourself Into A Corner
A family of xenophobic horse whisperers survive a mountain-climbing disaster under Castro. Soundtrack by Dubb Nubb.
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Barking Up The Wrong Tree
In this ripped-from-the-headlines epic, two narcissistic navy SEALs compete in the World Tango Championship in an abandoned Cadbury chocolate factory. Narrated by David Cassidy.
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Work Your Fingers To The Bone
In this patience-testing portrait, three adrenaline-pumped Nazi theologians find love in the Mekong Delta. Until tragedy struck.
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Put That In Your Pipe And Smoke It
Three generations of narcissistic beekeepers and seventeen libidinous goat herders compete in the World Tango Championship under Castro. Narrated by David Lynch.
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Go Against The Grain
In this soul-crushing montage of unrelated scenes, a motley crew of autistic Mubarak supporters and an angst-ridden ice cream parlor owner go fishing in a Baltic village. With a short film about some skateboarders.
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Love Is Blind
A sweeping montage of unrelated scenes about life in the big city in Asia somewhere.
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Eat Lead!
In this artful mash-up, a lonely Mubarak supporter and two psychopathic farmers compete in the World Tango Championship with Bernie Sanders. Made in under 48 hours.
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The Whole Enchilada
A working-class web standards committee member and a lonely grieving mother compete in the World Tango Championship on a leaky cabin cruiser. Soundtrack by DJ Shadow.
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Free As A Bird
In this patience-testing hoax, a possibly sociopathic pet doctor and a motley crew of narcoleptic history professors produce an underground musical in America's heartland.
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Beat A Dead Horse
Two libidinous history professors encounter a monkey civilization in a filthy Latin American youth hostel.
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Has Egg On His Face
In this unsentimental slice-of-life, a family of adrenaline-pumped nuns and four out-of-work graffiti artists go off the grid in a filthy Latin American youth hostel. From the director of the controversial "Busier Than A One Armed Paper Hanger".
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Good Things Come To He Who Waits
Two gender-ambiguous puppeteers and three generations of narcoleptic Nazi theologians try to come to terms with their revolting children with Bernie Sanders. From the director of False/False fan favorite "If You Can't Stand The Heat, Get Out Of The Kitche
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Can't Make A Silk Purse Out Of A Sow's Ear
A soul-crushing narrative about some village in Peru.
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Get Cleaned Out
A washed-up four-star general and a gender-ambiguous child star compete in a roller derby during wartime. Shot on thinly-stretched, humanely raised bison hide.
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When All Is Said And Done
A bird-loving Denver Broncos quarterback and a family of working-class circus performers struggle to keep their web startup afloat in the Mekong Delta.
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Hold Your Horses
In this contemplative narrative, seventeen angst-ridden Buddhist monks and three generations of claudicant horse whisperers encounter a monkey civilization in the slums of Cape Town. From the director of the controversial "Waiting For The Dust To Settle".
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Come Hell Or High Water
In this poetic account, a vodka-swilling New York Times op-ed columnist and five retired pet doctors fight to save a falsely convicted felon in a Belgian disco. Narrated by David Eggers.
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With One Hand Tied Behind My Back
Four narcoleptic manga artists produce an underground musical in a Baltic village.
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Burn Your Bridges
Three washed-up web standards committee members stage a community theatre production aboard the international space station. Funded by Merck.
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Yank Your Chain
In this contemplative real-life detective story, three generations of Jewish rodeo clowns uncover the terrible truth about yogurt in America's heartland.
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A Fish Out Of Water
A Jewish eco-terrorist and a possibly sociopathic circus performer struggle to keep their web startup afloat on a leaky cabin cruiser. Soundtrack by the filmmaker's nephew.
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Go Against The Grain
Two narcoleptic karaoke performers and an undercover urban youth indulge in unspeakable depravity in the waning days of the Bush administration.
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At The Drop Of A Hat
In this inspiring epic, two undercover child prodigies compete in a transcontinental race jn the urban jungle.
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Secret Screening Mauve
We'd love to tell you something about this movie, but our lawyer won't let us.
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Kick Some Butt
In this lush hoax, a dozen angst-ridden Denver Broncos quarterbacks and a family of working-class navy SEALs seek treasure at Burning Man. Re-enacted by untrained amateurs, following the director's idiosyncratic system of Charades-like non-verbal cues.
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Has Egg On His Face
Four libidinous eco-terrorists and five fun-loving cosmetic surgeons hit the campaign trail with Bernie Sanders.
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By The Skin Of My Teeth
In this humorous mash-up, a careless puppeteer and three working-class organic farmers encounter a monkey civilization during wartime.
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Burn Your Bridges
Three generations of framed elephant trainers and a vodka-swilling manga artist fight to save a falsely convicted felon in bed. All of the subjects have entered a class-action lawsuit against the filmmakers.
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Secret Screening Lavender
This movie explores a subject you might be interested in if we described it in more detail.
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Out Of Gas
In this epic epic, four kazoo-playing high school journalism teachers go fishing in prison.
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Easy As 123
In this patently false piece of reportage, four syphilis-riddled four-star generals fight for justice in a Ugandan village. Soundtrack by that busker with the fiddle who always hangs out around 9th and Broadway.
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Has Egg On His Face
In this challenging slice-of-life, three generations of claudicant beekeepers defy the state police aboard the international space station. Shot entirely using the Wilson Observatory telescope, then pencil-animated by hand in a North Korean factory.
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If You Can't Stand The Heat, Get Out Of The Kitchen
In this poetic account, two retired nuns clash with local Mafia clan on the Current River. Made in under 48 hours.
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Give Them An Inch And They'll Take A Mile
Seventeen out-of-work warlords start a girl's school in prison.
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Knockout Blow
In this genre-defying narrative, a family of Jewish Black Panthers must learn to work together to care for abandoned siamese triplets on a leaky cabin cruiser. From the director of the controversial "Fall Head Over Heels".
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Yank Your Chain
Five narcoleptic bike messengers open a detective agency at a summer camp in the Berkshires. Soundtrack by the filmmaker's nephew.
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As Dense As A London Fog
In this mind-blowing movie, two Jewish rodeo clowns and a dozen gender-ambiguous urban youths trek through Nepal jn the urban jungle.
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Kick Some Butt
In this tour-de-force account, a psychopathic Somali pirate and four disillusioned rock legends form a punk rock band in the slums of Cape Town.
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Throw Gasoline On The Fire
An autistic history professor and two bird-loving Nazi theologians escape the world of glam and money at an exclusive boy's school. Narrated by Nina Totenberg.
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Hunker Down
Four eccentric pet doctors and two careless beekeepers pursue the mythical Narwhal in the slums of Rio.
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Airing Dirty Laundry
In this thought-provoking piece of reportage, two lonely circus performers inspire an entire city at an exclusive boy's school.
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Back From The Dead
Seventeen former climate skeptics search for the hiding place of Radovan Karadzic in prison.
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Rotten To The Core
In this profound tragicomedy, two claudicant HAM radio operators seek treasure in an abandoned Cadbury chocolate factory.
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Yank Your Chain
In this surprising mash-up, a kazoo-playing urban youth and an egomaniacal heroin addict compete in a transcontinental race in a tough Philadelphia high school. From the director of the universally ignored "You Could Have Knocked Me Over With A Feather".
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On Track
Two gay heroin addicts and an eccentric ex-pilot encounter a monkey civilization aboard the international space station. Narrated by David McCullough.
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Like Night And Day
A surprising film about a village in Russia.
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The Lights Are On But Nobody's Home
A playful documentary about the citizens of this one village in China.
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Clean Your Clock
Five disillusioned Tuvan throat singers seek treasure in a tough Philadelphia high school.
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Just The Tip Of The Iceberg
In this playful family saga, a dozen retired manga artists expose corruption in the slums of Cape Town. From the director of the universally loathed "A Nail Biter".
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A Deer In The Headlights
In this contemplative epic, two eccentric four-star generals fight for justice in a water-stained West African hotel room.
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As Dense As A London Fog
In this intimate account, two possibly sociopathic history professors and two lonely Somali pirates seek treasure aboard the international space station. Shot entirely with hidden cameras.
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Works Like A Dog
In this moving piece of reportage, a motley crew of ambitious drug barons survive a mountain-climbing disaster in the waning days of the Bush administration.
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Stop On A Dime
Five fundamentalist high school journalism teachers and seventeen kazoo-playing Black Panthers go off the grid in a water-stained West African hotel room. Soundtrack by CocoRosie.
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You Can't Fit A Square Peg In A Round Hole
In this contemplative film, two optimistic history professors pursue the mythical Narwhal at an exclusive boy's school. Narrated by William Bennett.
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Old As Dirt
In this lush family saga, three narcissistic high school journalism teachers search for the hiding place of Radovan Karadzic in the slums of Cape Town. Soundtrack by some bands that skateboarding teens listen to.
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Out Of The Woods
In this fly-on-the-wall slice-of-life, a paraplegic process server and two disillusioned child soldiers finally find happiness to honor the memory of Michael Jackson. Incorporating the filmmaker's home movies.
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When Hell Freezes Over
In this impressionistic portrait, a careless pet doctor and three generations of fun-loving child soldiers inspire an entire city to honor the memory of Michael Jackson. In Technicolor.
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Take A Long Walk Off A Short Pier
In this fly-on-the-wall slice-of-life, five xenophobic beekeepers encounter a monkey civilization with Bernie Sanders. From the director of False Vision Award winner "In Your Face".
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Making A Mountain Out Of A Mole Hill
Four eccentric ex-pilots and a dozen adrenaline-pumped manga artists defy the state police under Castro.
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A Stitch In Time Saves Nine
Seventeen optimistic white supremacists fight to save a falsely convicted felon in gentrified Brooklyn.
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Everything's Coming Up Roses
In this genre-defying portrait, three egomaniacal child soldiers finally find happiness aboard the international space station.
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Jump The Gun
An intimate documentary about city life in some godforsaken place like Siberia.
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Stuck Out Like A Sore Thumb
An impressionistic mash-up about some village somewhere.
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At The Drop Of A Hat
Four ambitious funeral clowns hit the campaign trail on the Current River.
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With One Hand Tied Behind My Back
A family of egomaniacal noodle cooks and three generations of cat-loving karaoke performers open a nail salon in an abandoned Cadbury chocolate factory. From the director of False Vision Award winner "Another Nail In The Coffin".
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Back In The Saddle
In this unsentimental mash-up, two narcoleptic rock legends escape the world of glam and money in the Mekong Delta. Soundtrack by CocoRosie.
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Nailed It
Two careless karaoke performers finally find happiness in the Burmese jungle. Narrated by David Lynch.
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Time On Your (Or My) Hands
A motley crew of retired bike messengers trek through Nepal in a water-stained West African hotel room. Narrated by Sofia Coppola.
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Rome Wasn't Built In A Day
In this meditative family saga, a motley crew of xenophobic process servers and a family of starry-eyed high school journalism teachers indulge in unspeakable depravity in gentrified Brooklyn.