The False/False Film Fest

the Midwest's premiere machine-generated yet nonexistent documentary film festival

Our slate of films is growing daily, thanks to the random documentary blurb generator. Keep an eye on this page for updates!

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We're Gonna Tie One On Tonight
A poetic real-life detective story about a village in Asia somewhere.
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Were You Born In A Barn?
In this nihilistic narrative, fourteen gender-ambiguous Arizona sheriffs and a fun-loving child star pursue their quixotic vision in America's heartland. From the director of the universally loathed "Flat As A Pancake".
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You Snooze, You Loose
In this formally irreproachable family saga, a motley crew of would-be drug barons and a claudicant urban planner form an unlikely bond at an exclusive boy's school. But at least they have Facebook.
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See The Glass As Half Empty
In this mind-blowing real-life detective story, fourteen narcoleptic Denver Broncos quarterbacks and three generations of fundamentalist beekeepers open a nail salon in a tough Philadelphia high school. With a short film about some Black Panthers.
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In Your Face
In this poetic film, a narcoleptic astronaut and a motley crew of egomaniacal nuns flick rubber bands at each other in prison.
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Hit Pay Dirt
In this exquisitely crafted mash-up, three claudicant New York Times op-ed columnists and five cash-strapped urban youths expose the sordid underbelly of Mister Rogers under Castro. With a short film about some Somali pirates.
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Until The Cows Come Home
In this surprising hoax, fourteen reclusive skateboarders start a girl's school in a make-shift orphanage.
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Is It Soup Yet?
A cash-strapped pet doctor and two out-of-work Tuvan throat singers expose the sordid underbelly of intellectual property law at Burning Man.
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Waiting For The Dust To Settle
A working-class child star and four disillusioned ex-Marines escape the world of glam and money in the aftermath of genocide. From the director of the universally ignored "Easy As 123".
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Money Doesn't Grow On Trees
Two ambitious eco-activists and two narcoleptic Wikipedia editors try to keep their love secret in prison. With a short film about some funeral clowns.
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You Lost Me
In this unsentimental account, two bored manga artists and five careless four-star generals switch allegiance to protect the poor and the weak in America's heartland. Soundtrack by Dubb Nubb.
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Firing On All Cylinders
A bored funeral clown and a claudicant child prodigy stage a community theatre production in an abandoned cadmium mine.
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Until The Cows Come Home
A gender-ambiguous Buddhist monk and a well-spoken nun expose corruption jn the urban jungle.
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Cost An Arm And A Leg
Three spunky process servers play a prank on the Huffington Post at Burning Man.
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Back In The Saddle
Two framed grieving mothers finally find happiness with Bernie Sanders.
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It Won't Fly
A band of narcissistic graffiti artists and a vodka-swilling rodeo clown learn to live and love aboard the international space station.
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What's Wrong With This Picture?
A patently false family saga about a village in Asia somewhere.
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Born With A Silver Spoon In His Mouth
A well-spoken gang member and an idealistic birder aim to beat the world's record for the biggest apple cobbler in a make-shift orphanage.
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No Skin Off My Nose
A possibly sociopathic child prodigy and a mustachioed four-star general escape the world of glam and money in a tough Philadelphia high school. From the director of the universally ignored "Play With The Big Boys".
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Turn Over A New Leaf
In this fly-on-the-wall profile, a family of starry-eyed aid workers struggle to keep their web startup afloat in bed. With a short film about some urban youths.
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Cooking With Gas Now
Five kazoo-playing skateboarders try to make the biggest sandwich at a summer camp in the Berkshires. With a short film about some child stars.
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Home Is Where You Hang Your Hat
In this mind-blowing epic, a family of bored history professors and a narcissistic Grenada invasion re-enactor come of age in a Belgian disco.
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Test The Waters
In this thought-provoking profile, three generations of working-class beekeepers finally find happiness in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee. With a short film about some urban youths.
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Rome Wasn't Built In A Day
An optimistic child soldier and an egomaniacal heroin addict flick rubber bands at each other aboard the international space station. Followed by a Q&A with the director's parole officer.
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Walking On Egg Shells
In this meditative epic, a family of idealistic organic farmers and three mustachioed organic farmers go off the grid in America's heartland. From the director of the universally loathed "Fits Like A Glove".
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With A Fine Tooth Comb
In this artful tragicomedy, three generations of out-of-work farmers go off the grid on the Current River. From the director of the universally loathed "Nailed It".
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Toot Your Own Horn
In this artful dark comedy, two mighty-thewed Wikipedia editors find love in the slums of Cape Town.
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A Nail Biter
In this sweeping real-life detective story, three adrenaline-pumped circus performers open a nail salon in America's heartland. Soundtrack by Philip Glass.
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Come Hell Or High Water
A motley crew of mighty-thewed eco-activists and four psychopathic beekeepers hit the campaign trail in the waning days of the Bush administration. One of the last films to be released in the increasingly rare digital format, as we prepare to make the transition to the new industry standard, Fisher-Price ViewMaster.
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Free As A Bird
A retired Black Panther and a family of narcissistic process servers vow to circumnavigate the globe in the slums of Rio. From the director of False Vision Award winner "The Red Carpet Treatment".
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Play The Hand You're Dealt
Four mustachioed elephant trainers uncover the terrible truth about Mister Rogers in an abandoned cadmium mine.
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A Chip Off The Old Block
In this lovingly crafted series of disjoint images, a motley crew of mustachioed rodeo clowns search for the hiding place of Radovan Karadzic in the waning days of the Bush administration. From the director of False Vision Award winner "If You Can't Stand The Heat, Get Out Of The Kitchen".
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You Have To Break A Few Eggs To Make An Omelet
A paraplegic Oxycontin addict and a motley crew of retired organic farmers stage a community theatre production in gentrified Brooklyn. From the director of the universally loathed "I Need That Like I Need A Hole In The Head".
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No Skin Off My Nose
In this contemplative real-life detective story, three generations of angst-ridden urban planners fight to save the family farm on the Current River. Narrated by David Eggers.
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Take A Long Walk Off A Short Pier
Four HIV-positive horse whisperers and an ambitious skateboarder try to make the biggest sandwich in a water-stained West African hotel room. Soundtrack by that busker with the fiddle who always hangs out around 9th and Broadway.
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Flat As A Pancake
Two bored process servers hit the campaign trail in the Burmese jungle.
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Waiting For Your Ship To Come In
In this intimate crowd-pleaser, two psychopathic noodle cooks live-blog the revolution jn the urban jungle.
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A Fly In The Ointment
A family of starry-eyed ice cream parlor owners compete in a crossword tournament in a Baltic village.
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Hit Pay Dirt
In this exquisitely crafted hoax, a family of lonely circus performers expose the seamy underside of intellectual property law in the Mekong Delta.
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Reopen An Old Wound
In this challenging family saga, two claudicant Mubarak supporters fight for justice in a make-shift orphanage. Soundtrack by Phish.
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On Track
Organic farmers, Tuvan throat singers, and Black Panthers show us about love and loss in these short films.
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You Have To Break A Few Eggs To Make An Omelet
A nihilistic account about a village in Africa.
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In Two Shakes Of A Lamb's Tail
A patience-testing narrative about the citizens of this one village in Russia.
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Easy As 123
Two bored heroin addicts encounter a monkey civilization in a make-shift orphanage. With a short film about some ice cream parlor owners.
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By The Skin Of My Teeth
In this Waiting-for-Godot-ian hoax, two out-of-work Mubarak supporters come of age in the slums of Cape Town.
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Turn Over A New Leaf
These short films about love and loss feature eco-activists, circus performers, and ice cream parlor owners.
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Were You Born In A Barn?
Two framed aid workers form an unlikely bond in some Orange County suburb.
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Tilting At Windmills
Five disillusioned farmers follow a strange order from God in a filthy Latin American youth hostel. From the director of the controversial "A Long Row To Hoe".
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Variety Is The Spice Of Life
In this Kafka-esque hoax, a working-class intelligence officer and a band of careless skateboarding teens compete in a transcontinental race in America's heartland. Soundtrack by Philip Glass.
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Cool As A Cucumber
These short films about people being weird feature beekeepers, Somali pirates, and pranksters.
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Cash Cow
A family of undercover grieving mothers hit the campaign trail in a Ugandan village.
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An Uphill Battle
Three generations of intrepid nuns go fishing in a filthy Latin American youth hostel. Soundtrack by some bands that skateboarding teens listen to.
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Jump Down Your Throat
Two deeply pessimistic farmers open a nail salon aboard the international space station.
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Back In The Saddle
A family of narcoleptic eco-terrorists and fourteen narcoleptic urban youths expose the ravages of capitalism on the Current River. Narrated by Nina Totenberg.
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Cash Cow
Three generations of adrenaline-pumped drug barons learn to live and love in an abandoned cadmium mine.
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Knock It Out Of The Park
In this hopeful dark comedy, three generations of well-spoken drug barons open a detective agency in an abandoned cadmium mine.
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Ace Up His Sleeve
In this meditative account, two mighty-thewed elephant trainers agree to a joint venture raising piglets in a Baltic village. With a short film about some circus performers.
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Looking For A Needle In A Haystack
In this thrilling documentary, fourteen starry-eyed Mubarak supporters follow their dreams in a Ugandan village. With a short film about some horse whisperers.
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Raking In The Dough
A syphilis-riddled karaoke performer and a motley crew of framed noodle cooks inspire an entire city in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee.
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The Grass Is Always Greener On The Other Side
In this unsentimental movie, an egomaniacal urban youth and a psychopathic child prodigy open a detective agency in the Mekong Delta.
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Knee High To A Grasshopper
A formally irreproachable crowd-pleaser about a village in Africa.
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I Need That Like I Need A Hole In The Head
A family of HIV-positive child soldiers prepare for an episode of 'Radio Friends with Paul Pepper' in the Burmese jungle.
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Fall Head Over Heels
The theme of love and loss ties together these short films about child stars, intelligence officers, and drug barons.
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Play The Hand You're Dealt
An artful portrait about city life in China.
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Everything's Coming Up Roses
A psychopathic graffiti artist and an optimistic skateboarder vow to circumnavigate the globe under Castro. With a short film about some cosmetic surgeons.
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See The Glass As Half Empty
A disillusioned funeral clown and three careless ex-Marines search for the hiding place of Radovan Karadzic in the waning days of the Bush administration. From the director of the controversial "The Blind Leading The Blind".
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On Track
Three generations of mighty-thewed cosmetic surgeons vow to circumnavigate the globe in an abandoned cadmium mine. Narrated by Noam Chomsky.
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Stop On A Dime
A motley crew of reclusive eco-terrorists and two narcoleptic gang members stage a community theatre production in a UN refugee camp.
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A Quick Buck
In this nail-biting movie, two paraplegic Arizona sheriffs aim to beat the world's record for the biggest apple cobbler in the slums of Cape Town. With a short film about some grieving mothers.
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One Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words
In this poetic epic, an intrepid New York Times op-ed columnist and four eccentric bike messengers stage a community theatre production at an exclusive boy's school.
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Works Like A Dog
In this moving mash-up, a family of bird-loving Mubarak supporters compete in a crossword tournament in a tough Philadelphia high school. Soundtrack by Kanye West.
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On Track
In this Kafka-esque account, two spunky Black Panthers follow a strange order from God in the Burmese jungle.
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Walking On Egg Shells
A narcoleptic snowboarder and a would-be skateboarding teen switch allegiance to protect the poor and the weak in a parrot sanctuary. With a short film about some Nazi theologians.
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The Red Carpet Treatment
In this beautiful real-life detective story, five well-spoken food activists inspire an entire city with Bernie Sanders. From the director of the universally loathed "Get Off On The Wrong Foot".
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When Pigs Fly
In this patience-testing dark comedy, a band of claudicant aid workers vow to circumnavigate the globe in a Belgian disco. Afterwards the director will hand out Guy Fawkes masks and exhort the audience to rob local banks.
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Rotten To The Core
An adrenaline-pumped skateboarding teen and a cash-strapped circus performer prepare for an episode of 'Radio Friends with Paul Pepper' in an abandoned cadmium mine.
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Where There's Smoke There's Fire
A cash-strapped at-risk youth and an out-of-work web standards committee member agree to a joint venture raising piglets in gentrified Brooklyn.
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You Can't Put The Toothpaste Back In The Tube
In this painstaking tragicomedy, a narcissistic urban planner and a firey organic farmer search for the hiding place of Radovan Karadzic aboard the international space station. From the director of False Vision Award winner "We're Gonna Tie One On Tonight".
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Cost An Arm And A Leg
Two undercover circus performers encounter a monkey civilization with Bernie Sanders.
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Barking Up The Wrong Tree
Four mustachioed Mubarak supporters and an optimistic Buddhist monk pursue their quixotic vision aboard the international space station.
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Barking Up The Wrong Tree
Two narcoleptic climate skeptics find love in the waning days of the Bush administration. But at least they have Facebook.
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Stop On A Dime
In this genre-defying mash-up, a gay aid worker and a working-class horse whisperer go fishing at a summer camp in the Berkshires.
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Throw Gasoline On The Fire
Four mustachioed Wikipedia editors and a xenophobic bike messenger defy the state police on the Current River.
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Toot Your Own Horn
In this Kafka-esque real-life detective story, five cash-strapped Tuvan throat singers and a psychopathic eco-activist expose the ravages of capitalism in the aftermath of genocide. From the director of False/False fan favorite "Waiting For The Dust To Settle".
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Were You Born In A Barn?
A band of idealistic climate skeptics clash with the local Mafia clan in the Burmese jungle. Re-enacted by untrained amateurs, following the director's idiosyncratic system of Charades-like non-verbal cues.
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Like Night And Day
The theme of the color blue and the letter 'A' ties together these short films about Nazi theologians, food activists, and astronauts.
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A Fly In The Ointment
Mubarak supporters, high school journalism teachers, and astronauts show us about chaos and disorder in these short films.
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Send Up A Trial Balloon
In this intimate account, a band of starry-eyed New York Times op-ed columnists start a girl's school in an abandoned cadmium mine. Soundtrack by Phish.
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Just The Tip Of The Iceberg
In this mind-blowing account, a fundamentalist food activist and a bird-loving war correspondent pursue their quixotic vision in a make-shift orphanage.
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To Deep Six Something
An angst-ridden ice cream parlor owner and two angst-ridden eco-activists survive a mountain-climbing disaster aboard the international space station.
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Cat Got Your Tongue?
A motley crew of mustachioed goat herders and a starry-eyed HAM radio operator inspire an entire city in a parrot sanctuary.
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Step On Your Toes
In this painstaking crowd-pleaser, a band of adrenaline-pumped pet doctors find love in a Ugandan village.
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Knockout Blow
A possibly sociopathic child star and a paraplegic elephant trainer switch allegiance to protect the poor and the weak in the Mekong Delta. From the director of False/False fan favorite "Welcome To The Club".
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Throw Gasoline On The Fire
Three spunky drug barons and two autistic Arizona sheriffs follow a strange order from God in gentrified Brooklyn. In Sensurround.
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We're Gonna Tie One On Tonight
A claudicant rock legend and a band of firey nuns go off the grid in America's heartland.
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Raking In The Dough
A narcissistic hair stylist and a possibly sociopathic Grenada invasion re-enactor expose the sordid underbelly of intellectual property law at Burning Man.
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As Dense As A London Fog
In this nihilistic crowd-pleaser, two former web standards committee members and two disillusioned hair stylists switch allegiance to protect the poor and the weak jn the urban jungle. With a short film about some ice cream parlor owners.
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A Quick Buck
In this patience-testing slice-of-life, four retired heroin addicts inspire an entire city in some Orange County suburb. From the director of the controversial "Something To Sink Your Teeth Into".
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The Grass Is Always Greener On The Other Side
Two bird-loving astronauts and a narcissistic skateboarding teen pursue their quixotic vision in the Mekong Delta. Soundtrack by the filmmaker's nephew.
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Soup To Nuts
In this thought-provoking series of disjoint images, a starry-eyed astronaut and a cash-strapped New York Times op-ed columnist find love in a tough Philadelphia high school. From the director of the controversial "Like A Bull In A China Shop".
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A Drop In The Bucket
Two mustachioed child soldiers and two adrenaline-pumped astronauts encounter a monkey civilization in America's heartland. Narrated by David Brooks.
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Season's Greetings
In this patience-testing account, a cat-loving puppeteer and a spunky urban planner expose the absurdity of cuddling with bunnies in the Mekong Delta. With a short film about some war correspondents.
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Money Doesn't Grow On Trees
In this artful hoax, two psychopathic ice cream parlor owners inspire an entire city at a summer camp in the Berkshires. Soundtrack by the director's landlord.
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You Make A Better Door Than A Window
A syphilis-riddled nun and a bored intelligence officer form a punk rock band in a Ugandan village.
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When Pigs Fly
A crowd-sourced montage of unrelated scenes about a village somewhere.
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Rattle Your Cage
A family of eccentric web standards committee members open a detective agency in America's heartland.
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Old As Dirt
In this poetic tragicomedy, a dozen vodka-swilling urban planners and a HIV-positive war correspondent fight to save an ancient tradition in a UN refugee camp. Soundtrack by Kanye West.
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Last But Not Least
A paraplegic aboriginal warrior and a coke-addled eco-activist pursue their quixotic vision jn the urban jungle.
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When Hell Freezes Over
A washed-up climate skeptic and a xenophobic organic farmer search for the hiding place of Radovan Karadzic in America's heartland. Narrated by Stanley Fish.
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Take A Picture, It Will Last Longer
Fourteen fundamentalist skateboarding teens expose the seamy underside of Rihanna under Castro.
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On Track
Two gay manga artists and a band of syphilis-riddled bike messengers finally find happiness at Burning Man.
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I Wasn't Born Yesterday
In this moving slice-of-life, a band of idealistic warlords and two intrepid astronauts clash with the local Mafia clan aboard the international space station. From the director of the universally loathed "Couldn't Hit The Broad Side Of A Barn".
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Fits Like A Glove
A surprising montage of unrelated scenes about life in the big city somewhere.
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Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks
Three ambitious beekeepers escape the world of glam and money jn the urban jungle.
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Not For All The Tea In China
In this soul-crushing account, two claudicant drug barons and three bird-loving warlords vow to circumnavigate the globe in the slums of Rio. From the director of False Vision Award winner "A Knockoff".
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Put It On The Back Burner
Three generations of intrepid Grenada invasion re-enactors finally find happiness under Castro.
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Like Night And Day
An undercover prankster and a dozen HIV-positive gang members compete in a quilting bee in the aftermath of genocide.
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You Can't Fit A Square Peg In A Round Hole
A dozen starry-eyed pranksters and a syphilis-riddled Tuvan throat singer struggle to find meaning in life after a painful divorce in some Orange County suburb. With a short film about some aid workers.
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You Can Lead A Horse To Water, But You Can't Make Him Drink
Two egomaniacal pet doctors defy the state police in the aftermath of genocide. Soundtrack by DJ Shadow.
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Season's Greetings
A working-class warlord and five cat-loving pet doctors must learn to work together to care for abandoned siamese triplets at a summer camp in the Berkshires. Soundtrack by that busker with the fiddle who always hangs out around 9th and Broadway.
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Cash Cow
Two firey process servers and four angst-ridden karaoke performers prepare for an episode of 'Radio Friends with Paul Pepper' in America's heartland. Narrated by Noam Chomsky.
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No Skin Off My Nose
In this impressionistic epic, an intrepid Black Panther and three would-be karaoke performers go off the grid in gentrified Brooklyn.
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I Need That Like I Need A Hole In The Head
In this ripped-from-the-headlines tragicomedy, three generations of undercover elephant trainers expose the sordid underbelly of intellectual property law in a filthy Latin American youth hostel. Narrated by Merrill Garbus of tUnE-yArDs.
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Season's Greetings
In this intimate account, three cat-loving pranksters try to make the biggest sandwich in bed. From the director of the universally loathed "You Can Lead A Horse To Water, But You Can't Make Him Drink".
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Get A Word In Edgewise
A thrilling tragicomedy about life in the big city in China.
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The Cat's Meow
Three generations of cash-strapped noodle cooks come of age under Castro.
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And The Rest Is History
An egomaniacal rock legend and a band of working-class astronauts start a girl's school at a summer camp in the Berkshires.
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Nailed It
Two adrenaline-pumped ex-pilots fight to save the family farm in gentrified Brooklyn. Soundtrack by Philip Glass.
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Test The Waters
A playful film about some village in Asia somewhere.
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Idle Hands Are The Devil's Workshop
In this mind-blowing account, three fun-loving Wikipedia editors start a girl's school at Mardi Gras. From the director of the universally ignored "Walking On Egg Shells".
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Rattle Your Cage
In this humorous account, two starry-eyed urban planners learn to live and love at a summer camp in the Berkshires. Shot on the emerging industry-standard format, heiroglyph-on-huge-roll-of-linen.
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As Dense As A London Fog
Oxycontin addicts, Nazi theologians, and elephant trainers show us about the color blue and the letter 'A' in these short films.
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Stuck Out Like A Sore Thumb
In this artful film, a narcoleptic cosmetic surgeon and an out-of-work astronaut expose corruption in the Burmese jungle. With a short film about some evangelists.
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A Knockoff
In this patently false tragicomedy, a family of Jewish Denver Broncos quarterbacks open a detective agency in a Baltic village. Soundtrack by Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials.
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Keeps His Cards Close To His Vest
A working-class skateboarder and a HIV-positive aboriginal warrior expose the ravages of capitalism in the Mekong Delta. Soundtrack by Philip Glass.
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A Deer In The Headlights
A psychopathic Black Panther and three starry-eyed Somali pirates pursue their quixotic vision in a Belgian disco. In Technicolor.
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Paint Yourself Into A Corner
A band of xenophobic funeral clowns and three former nuns indulge in unspeakable depravity in an abandoned cadmium mine. With a short film about some Mubarak supporters.
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Keeps His Cards Close To His Vest
In this thought-provoking documentary, four Jewish Nazi theologians pursue the mythical Narwhal at Mardi Gras. From the director of the universally loathed "Wipe The Slate Clean".
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You Snooze, You Loose
An autistic warlord and five psychopathic child prodigies aim to beat the world's record for the biggest apple cobbler in prison.
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Yank Your Chain
In this artful profile, a band of spunky bike messengers expose the absurdity of Rihanna aboard the international space station. Narrated by David Cassidy.
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Dig Yourself Into A Hole
Four disillusioned hair stylists defy the state police in the Burmese jungle. With a short film about some child prodigies.
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As Useful As A Lead Balloon
Evangelists, Black Panthers, and process servers show us about the color blue and the letter 'A' in these short films.
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Get Cleaned Out
An artful piece of reportage about the citizens of this one village in Russia.
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Out Of The Woods
Two would-be food activists expose the seamy underside of intellectual property law in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee.
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Born With A Silver Spoon In His Mouth
In this nihilistic series of disjoint images, a motley crew of retired Buddhist monks try to come to terms with their revolting children in prison.
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Lay My Cards On The Table
In this mind-blowing film, two starry-eyed eco-terrorists and a working-class puppeteer compete in the World Tango Championship at Mardi Gras. Made for under a hundred dollars.
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Send Up A Trial Balloon
In this tour-de-force family saga, four fun-loving Tuvan throat singers go off the grid in a make-shift orphanage.
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We're Gonna Tie One On Tonight
In this epic slice-of-life, a fundamentalist aboriginal warrior and a cash-strapped Black Panther try to come to terms with their revolting children in gentrified Brooklyn. Made for under a hundred dollars.
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Take A Long Walk Off A Short Pier
In this exquisitely crafted montage of unrelated scenes, three idealistic gang members fight to save an ancient tradition in the slums of Cape Town.
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Not Playing With A Full Deck
A family of former Black Panthers play a prank on the Huffington Post on the Current River.
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And The Rest Is History
In this genre-defying tragicomedy, a motley crew of firey beekeepers and a dozen undercover history professors survive a mountain-climbing disaster on a leaky cabin cruiser. From the director of False Vision Award winner "To Deep Six Something".
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I Need That Like I Need A Hole In The Head
In this contemplative crowd-pleaser, two bored hair stylists and a disillusioned Somali pirate pursue their quixotic vision aboard the international space station. Narrated by Macaulay Culkin.
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As Useful As A Lead Balloon
These short films about knock-knock jokes feature aboriginal warriors, gang members, and funeral clowns.
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What's Wrong With This Picture?
A family of intrepid pet doctors and a starry-eyed manga artist go undercover in bed. Soundtrack by the director's landlord.
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Not The Ghost Of A Chance
A dozen cash-strapped beekeepers and a dozen lonely Nazi theologians must learn to work together to care for abandoned siamese triplets in an abandoned cadmium mine. Until tragedy strikes.
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Cash Cow
In this exquisitely crafted crowd-pleaser, fourteen profanity-spewing climate skeptics and a narcoleptic ex-pilot try to beat the lottery with math at an exclusive boy's school. Narrated by Susan Sarandon.
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You Lost Me
Ex-Marines, climate skeptics, and nuns show us about knock-knock jokes in these short films.
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Throw Gasoline On The Fire
Five intrepid aboriginal warriors and a narcissistic Nazi theologian compete in the World Tango Championship in the waning days of the Bush administration.
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A Fly In The Ointment
In this nihilistic mash-up, a family of fundamentalist nuns quest for the elusive Higgs-Boson in bed.
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It Won't Fly
In this bleak hoax, three autistic gang members prepare for an episode of 'Radio Friends with Paul Pepper' at an exclusive boy's school. From the director of the universally ignored "A Long Row To Hoe".
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See The Glass As Half Empty
In this moving real-life detective story, a deeply pessimistic circus performer and an angst-ridden ice cream parlor owner struggle to keep their web startup afloat in a tough Philadelphia high school.
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A Horse Of A Different Color
In this contemplative hoax, a kazoo-playing Oxycontin addict and two autistic manga artists expose the sordid underbelly of the E-Trade baby in a UN refugee camp. With a short film about some rodeo clowns.
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Get Cleaned Out
In this Oscar-nominated narrative, three starry-eyed birders and a fundamentalist noodle cook fight to save a falsely convicted felon with Bernie Sanders. Narrated by Nina Totenberg.
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On Track
Three fun-loving cosmetic surgeons search for the hiding place of Radovan Karadzic jn the urban jungle. With a short film about some white supremacists.
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The 800 Pound Gorilla
Four angst-ridden ex-pilots try to make the biggest sandwich at a summer camp in the Berkshires. From the director of the controversial "Couldn't Hit The Broad Side Of A Barn".
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Pound The Pavement
In this Oscar-nominated epic, a narcissistic urban planner and two gender-ambiguous web standards committee members hit the campaign trail on a leaky cabin cruiser. Soundtrack by some bands that skateboarding teens listen to.
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Just The Tip Of The Iceberg
In this nail-biting dark comedy, a deeply pessimistic HAM radio operator and a profanity-spewing aid worker survive a mountain-climbing disaster in a tough Philadelphia high school.
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Back To The Salt Mines
A patience-testing real-life detective story about life in the big city somewhere.
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Dig Yourself Into A Hole
In this profound mash-up, two optimistic birders bring high-speed wireless internet to reclusive monks aboard the international space station. Preceded by our newest dining event, for Black Velvet Passholders only: a complementary Taco Bellâ„¢ FalseMealâ„¢.
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Fell Through The Cracks
Three starry-eyed goat herders aim to beat the world's record for the biggest apple cobbler in a water-stained West African hotel room. With a short film about some bike messengers.
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With A Fine Tooth Comb
The theme of sibling rivalry ties together these short films about climate skeptics, Grenada invasion re-enactors, and food activists.
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Like Night And Day
Two optimistic snowboarders stage a community theatre production at Burning Man.
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Cool As A Cucumber
Three psychopathic birders and fourteen syphilis-riddled aboriginal warriors expose the absurdity of intellectual property law in the aftermath of genocide. All of the subjects have entered a class-action lawsuit against the filmmakers.
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And The Rest Is History
Fourteen psychopathic intelligence officers and four former karaoke performers start a girl's school at Burning Man. From the director of False/False fan favorite "No Pain, No Gain".
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Ants In His Pants
In this intimate portrait, three mustachioed Tuvan throat singers go fishing in a parrot sanctuary.
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Good To The Last Drop
In this formally irreproachable mash-up, a band of angst-ridden karaoke performers and four optimistic pranksters prepare for an episode of 'Radio Friends with Paul Pepper' in the Burmese jungle.
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As Useful As A Lead Balloon
In this Oscar-nominated dark comedy, three would-be aid workers and a motley crew of working-class aboriginal warriors seek treasure in an abandoned cadmium mine. From the director of the universally loathed "Like A Bull In A China Shop".
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It Won't Fly
A lovingly crafted dark comedy about the citizens of this one village in China.
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Were You Born In A Barn?
A libidinous eco-activist and a Jewish urban youth go off the grid jn the urban jungle.
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Making A Mountain Out Of A Mole Hill
In this contemplative slice-of-life, a gender-ambiguous heroin addict and a gender-ambiguous food activist fight to save the family farm in a parrot sanctuary. From the director of False/False fan favorite "Work Your Fingers To The Bone".
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Rotten To The Core
In this humorous profile, a narcissistic bike messenger and a libidinous urban youth struggle to find their lost child at Burning Man.
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Easy As 123
In this genre-defying portrait, three well-spoken urban youths live-blog the revolution at Burning Man. The filmmaker is currently under asylum at the Ecuadorean embassy.
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Another Nail In The Coffin
A mind-blowing real-life detective story about the citizens of this one village somewhere.
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Fits Like A Glove
In this mind-blowing crowd-pleaser, two fun-loving bike messengers form an unlikely bond on a leaky cabin cruiser.
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Sweep It Under The Rug
A band of fun-loving four-star generals inspire an entire city in a make-shift orphanage.
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The Red Carpet Treatment
A loving hoax about city life somewhere.
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Can't Make A Silk Purse Out Of A Sow's Ear
In this challenging real-life detective story, an undercover at-risk youth and a mighty-thewed circus performer struggle to keep their web startup afloat with Bernie Sanders. From the director of the universally loathed "One Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words".
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Love Is Blind
In this ripped-from-the-headlines account, a motley crew of intrepid hair stylists and two out-of-work warlords form a punk rock band in prison. Soundtrack by the director's landlord.
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Bare Bones
In this Waiting-for-Godot-ian series of disjoint images, two disillusioned Oxycontin addicts build something large and improbable at an exclusive boy's school. Soundtrack by Dubb Nubb.
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Under A Microscope
A coke-addled grieving mother and fourteen working-class child stars try to keep their love secret in a Baltic village.
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Give Them An Inch And They'll Take A Mile
Three idealistic grieving mothers and fourteen cash-strapped Nazi theologians compete in a student council election in a UN refugee camp.
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Test The Waters
In this exquisitely crafted mash-up, a firey HAM radio operator and two working-class Denver Broncos quarterbacks agree to a joint venture raising piglets in bed. Soundtrack by My Bloody Valentine.
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Off Kilter
The theme of love and loss ties together these short films about organic farmers, bike messengers, and eco-terrorists.
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Tilting At Windmills
Rock legends, farmers, and urban planners show us about the color blue and the letter 'A' in these short films.
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Take A Long Walk Off A Short Pier
In this intimate portrait, a starry-eyed aboriginal warrior and an out-of-work bike messenger go undercover in a make-shift orphanage. With a short film about some four-star generals.
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This Place Is A Zoo
Bike messengers, bike messengers, and Somali pirates show us about love and loss in these short films.
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Home Is Where You Hang Your Hat
In this poetic crowd-pleaser, a band of syphilis-riddled karaoke performers pursue their quixotic vision in a parrot sanctuary.
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Knockout Blow
In this humorous family saga, a band of paraplegic Denver Broncos quarterbacks and three reclusive ex-Marines aim to beat the world's record for the biggest apple cobbler at Burning Man.
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Send Up A Trial Balloon
In this ripped-from-the-headlines film, a dozen reclusive climate skeptics fight to save an ancient tradition in gentrified Brooklyn. Shot in black-and-white, then digitally colorized, then drained of its color.
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I Could Whip You With One Arm Tied Behind My Back
In this artful mash-up, two mighty-thewed intelligence officers fight to save the family farm in a filthy Latin American youth hostel.