The False/False Film Fest

the Midwest's premiere machine-generated yet nonexistent documentary film festival

Our slate of films is growing daily, thanks to the random documentary blurb generator. Keep an eye on this page for updates!

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Couldn't Hit The Broad Side Of A Barn
In this fly-on-the-wall real-life detective story, a retired child prodigy and a mustachioed goat herder fight for peace in the aftermath of genocide. Followed by a Q&A with the director's parole officer.
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Not For All The Tea In China
Three vodka-swilling history professors and a band of fun-loving Wikipedia editors compete in an elementary school science fair with Bernie Sanders.
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Give Them An Inch And They'll Take A Mile
In this tour-de-force hoax, fourteen angst-ridden Oxycontin addicts agree to a joint venture raising piglets in a Ugandan village.
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At The Drop Of A Hat
In this epic slice-of-life, a mighty-thewed Denver Broncos quarterback and three possibly sociopathic rock legends finally find happiness in a parrot sanctuary. Soundtrack by Philip Glass.
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Waiting For The Dust To Settle
In this ripped-from-the-headlines tragicomedy, two deeply pessimistic gang members go undercover in an abandoned cadmium mine.
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Kick Some Butt
A band of retired pranksters inspire an entire city in prison. From the director of False Vision Award winner "He's All Thumbs".
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Test The Waters
In this playful account, three bored karaoke performers try to make the biggest sandwich in a parrot sanctuary. Narrated by David Eggers.
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Knock It Out Of The Park
In this patently false profile, five profanity-spewing manga artists compete in a student council election in a Baltic village.
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Just The Tip Of The Iceberg
Two paraplegic Oxycontin addicts learn to live and love at a summer camp in the Berkshires.
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Waiting For The Other Shoe To Drop
A family of optimistic astronauts uncover the terrible truth about Rihanna in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee. With a short film about some goat herders.
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Until The Cows Come Home
In this thrilling profile, three adrenaline-pumped Mubarak supporters fight to save an ancient tradition in a Ugandan village.
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He's All Thumbs
In this meditative series of disjoint images, a family of retired cosmetic surgeons and a family of retired Buddhist monks open a nail salon in an abandoned cadmium mine.
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Good To The Last Drop
These short films about the environment feature noodle cooks, goat herders, and circus performers.
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Not The Ghost Of A Chance
Three deeply pessimistic aid workers struggle to find meaning in life after a painful divorce in a Ugandan village. Shot on the emerging industry-standard format, heiroglyph-on-huge-roll-of-linen.
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Not Playing With A Full Deck
In this surreal documentary, four ambitious nuns open a detective agency at an exclusive boy's school.
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Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks
In this lovingly crafted narrative, four intrepid Wikipedia editors start a girl's school on a leaky cabin cruiser.
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Pull The Wool Over Your Eyes
Child soldiers, evangelists, and heroin addicts show us about sibling rivalry in these short films.
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Like A Kid On A Candy Store
Two possibly sociopathic evangelists build something large and improbable at Burning Man. From the director of the universally loathed "You Have To Break A Few Eggs To Make An Omelet".
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Reopen An Old Wound
In this intimate real-life detective story, a motley crew of libidinous eco-activists and three well-spoken funeral clowns come of age in the Mekong Delta. A great movie, as long as you like old people.
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Throw Gasoline On The Fire
A genre-defying account about city life in some godforsaken place like Siberia.
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Not The Ghost Of A Chance
In this Oscar-nominated crowd-pleaser, a possibly sociopathic urban planner and a deeply pessimistic food activist try to make the biggest sandwich in the Burmese jungle.
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You Have To Break A Few Eggs To Make An Omelet
In this beautiful crowd-pleaser, a claudicant at-risk youth and fourteen undercover nuns expose the ravages of capitalism in a filthy Latin American youth hostel. Soundtrack by Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials.
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As Useful As A Lead Balloon
The theme of cultural differences ties together these short films about ice cream parlor owners, child soldiers, and graffiti artists.
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A Fish Out Of Water
In this provocative epic, four fundamentalist gang members and a vodka-swilling gang member survive a mountain-climbing disaster in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee. From the director of the universally ignored "Tilting At Windmills".
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Paint Yourself Into A Corner
Three generations of idealistic at-risk youths and two working-class navy SEALs open a detective agency in a Belgian disco.
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With One Hand Tied Behind My Back
A family of out-of-work skateboarding teens and a firey urban planner finally find happiness at an exclusive boy's school.
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Know Which Side Your Bread Is Buttered On
In this crowd-sourced dark comedy, three generations of angst-ridden navy SEALs fight for justice in America's heartland.
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It's In The Mail
In this patience-testing montage of unrelated scenes, three paraplegic Oxycontin addicts fight for justice in some Orange County suburb. With a short film about some goat herders.
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I Need That Like I Need A Hole In The Head
A motley crew of spunky cosmetic surgeons learn to live and love in America's heartland.
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One Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words
In this epic portrait, four eccentric war correspondents vow to circumnavigate the globe in a water-stained West African hotel room. All of the subjects have entered a class-action lawsuit against the filmmakers.
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A Tongue Lashing
In this lovingly crafted family saga, a fun-loving aid worker and a gender-ambiguous white supremacist try to come to terms with their revolting children in some Orange County suburb. With a short film about some evangelists.
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Rome Wasn't Built In A Day
In this inspiring profile, a motley crew of out-of-work beekeepers fight for justice in a parrot sanctuary. From the director of the universally ignored "Season's Greetings".
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Fighting Like Cats And Dogs
In this nail-biting tragicomedy, five cat-loving high school journalism teachers try to beat the lottery with math in a parrot sanctuary. Using courtroom transcripts, voice-over, and Claymation.
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A Fly In The Ointment
Two libidinous goat herders expose corruption in America's heartland.
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Variety Is The Spice Of Life
A challenging crowd-pleaser about the citizens of this one village in Asia somewhere.
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Jump Down Your Throat
In this Oscar-nominated montage of unrelated scenes, two kazoo-playing aid workers live-blog the revolution in a parrot sanctuary.
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You Can't Put The Toothpaste Back In The Tube
In this Oscar-nominated profile, a vodka-swilling noodle cook and a would-be war correspondent build something large and improbable in bed. From the director of False Vision Award winner "A Penny For Your Thoughts".
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Has Egg On His Face
In this bleak profile, four egomaniacal skateboarders encounter a monkey civilization in a tough Philadelphia high school. From the director of False/False fan favorite "A Deer In The Headlights".
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Get Cleaned Out
Three claudicant eco-terrorists live-blog the revolution jn the urban jungle. From the director of False/False fan favorite "Knockout Blow".
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This Place Is A Zoo
A family of cat-loving food activists and a mustachioed grieving mother encounter a monkey civilization in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee.
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Like A Kid On A Candy Store
A HIV-positive farmer and a spunky puppeteer try to make the biggest sandwich in the slums of Rio. Followed by a Q&A with the director's agent.
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In Two Shakes Of A Lamb's Tail
In this Waiting-for-Godot-ian mash-up, three generations of bored urban planners struggle to keep their web startup afloat in a Baltic village. Soundtrack by the director's landlord.
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An Uphill Battle
In this lovingly crafted real-life detective story, an optimistic HAM radio operator and a spunky snowboarder try to make the biggest sandwich in a tough Philadelphia high school. With a short film about some birders.
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Come Hell Or High Water
Two reclusive white supremacists and a disillusioned ex-Marine encounter a monkey civilization at a summer camp in the Berkshires.
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Has Egg On His Face
In this patience-testing tragicomedy, two mighty-thewed funeral clowns and a dozen would-be heroin addicts stage a community theatre production under Castro. Narrated by Sofia Coppola.
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Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks
In this lovingly crafted slice-of-life, two optimistic ice cream parlor owners and two libidinous farmers try to beat the lottery with math in prison. Narrated by Macaulay Culkin.
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Send Up A Trial Balloon
In this painstaking family saga, three generations of starry-eyed aid workers uncover the terrible truth about intellectual property law in America's heartland.
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Knee High To A Grasshopper
In this hopeful narrative, five optimistic pranksters and three generations of kazoo-playing web standards committee members start a commune in a water-stained West African hotel room. Soundtrack by the director's landlord.
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Easy As 123
These short films about chaos and disorder feature New York Times op-ed columnists, Black Panthers, and urban planners.
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Lock, Stock, And Barrel
A provocative account about city life in Peru.
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And The Rest Is History
Fourteen intrepid horse whisperers go off the grid in a Baltic village. With a short film about some aid workers.
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Airing Dirty Laundry
Three generations of cat-loving puppeteers flick rubber bands at each other at a summer camp in the Berkshires.
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Take A Long Walk Off A Short Pier
A narcissistic puppeteer and five possibly sociopathic Tuvan throat singers fight to save a falsely convicted felon at a summer camp in the Berkshires. With a short film about some Wikipedia editors.
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Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks
In this nail-biting crowd-pleaser, an intrepid gang member and a careless horse whisperer pursue their quixotic vision in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee. False/False volunteers will shake all the theater seats during the exciting bits.
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In Your Face
In this patience-testing family saga, a dozen retired hair stylists follow a strange order from God in a make-shift orphanage. Shot on thinly-stretched, humanely raised bison hide.
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One Man's Garbage Is Another Man's Treasure
In this bleak piece of reportage, three generations of HIV-positive pranksters and two deeply pessimistic high school journalism teachers start a girl's school in the slums of Rio. Narrated by Tim Tebow.
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Give Them An Inch And They'll Take A Mile
In this lovingly crafted film, a band of starry-eyed eco-activists form a punk rock band in a UN refugee camp.
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Burn Your Bridges
Two angst-ridden skateboarding teens and an undercover Arizona sheriff learn to live and love in a Ugandan village. With a short film about some Nazi theologians.
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Miss The Boat
Fourteen starry-eyed navy SEALs produce an underground musical in a make-shift orphanage.
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Cost An Arm And A Leg
In this genre-defying hoax, three retired urban planners build something large and improbable in a make-shift orphanage.
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A Fly In The Ointment
Fourteen Jewish karaoke performers and a disillusioned bike messenger go off the grid in a make-shift orphanage. With a short film about some horse whisperers.
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Out Of The Woods
Three HIV-positive skateboarding teens and five possibly sociopathic evangelists try to make the biggest sandwich in some Orange County suburb. With a short film about some child prodigies.
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Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks
In this impressionistic slice-of-life, three fun-loving drug barons find love in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee.
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Stuck Out Like A Sore Thumb
Three HIV-positive noodle cooks and a claudicant snowboarder think big thoughts in bed. Narrated by Macaulay Culkin.
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Ace In The Hole
In this sweeping piece of reportage, two psychopathic high school journalism teachers come of age at an exclusive boy's school.
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One Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words
Three eccentric rodeo clowns bring high-speed wireless internet to reclusive monks at Burning Man. Narrated by Stanley Fish.
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Beat A Dead Horse
The theme of people being weird ties together these short films about puppeteers, goat herders, and graffiti artists.
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Everything But The Kitchen Sink
In this bleak family saga, five retired circus performers must learn to work together to care for abandoned siamese triplets with Bernie Sanders. Until tragedy strikes.
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You Could Have Knocked Me Over With A Feather
Two reclusive skateboarders form an unlikely bond in a Belgian disco.
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Season's Greetings
In this moving family saga, five narcoleptic urban youths and two starry-eyed Nazi theologians fight for peace in some Orange County suburb. From the director of False Vision Award winner "Give Them An Inch And They'll Take A Mile".
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Couldn't Hit The Broad Side Of A Barn
In this Waiting-for-Godot-ian profile, a careless Arizona sheriff and a lonely Mubarak supporter try to come to terms with their revolting children in a water-stained West African hotel room. Soundtrack by the filmmaker's nephew.
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This Place Is A Zoo
Two claudicant Black Panthers clash with the local Mafia clan in bed.
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What's Wrong With This Picture?
Two claudicant beekeepers and three generations of egomaniacal food activists bring high-speed wireless internet to reclusive monks in a water-stained West African hotel room. Re-enacted by untrained amateurs, following the director's idiosyncratic system of Charades-like non-verbal cues.
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Jump Down Your Throat
In this poetic epic, fourteen narcoleptic Buddhist monks struggle to find their lost child in a Belgian disco.
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Another Nail In The Coffin
In this profound narrative, two firey Buddhist monks search for the hiding place of Radovan Karadzic at Burning Man. In Technicolor.
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Tilting At Windmills
In this Kafka-esque film, a family of former circus performers and three psychopathic Oxycontin addicts expose the sordid underbelly of Mister Rogers aboard the international space station. From the director of the universally loathed "Welcome To The Club".
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Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks
In this patently false slice-of-life, four reclusive drug barons produce an underground musical in a make-shift orphanage. With a short film about some high school journalism teachers.
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Nailed It
In this meditative portrait, fourteen claudicant Nazi theologians and a kazoo-playing Denver Broncos quarterback learn to live and love in a parrot sanctuary. From the director of the universally loathed "Nice Guys Finish Last".
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Soup To Nuts
In this Oscar-nominated real-life detective story, three would-be New York Times op-ed columnists and three generations of optimistic Nazi theologians try to come to terms with their revolting children in the Burmese jungle. Made in under 48 hours.
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Not For All The Tea In China
In this humorous real-life detective story, a dozen narcissistic evangelists and three mustachioed white supremacists uncover the terrible truth about Mister Rogers in a filthy Latin American youth hostel.
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Cry Over Spilled Milk
In this challenging portrait, three undercover organic farmers play a prank on the Huffington Post in the aftermath of genocide. Soundtrack by Phish.
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Like A Knife Through Hot Butter
Three vodka-swilling web standards committee members and an egomaniacal prankster clash with the local Mafia clan on the Current River.
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Ants In His Pants
In this painstaking crowd-pleaser, three claudicant eco-terrorists bring high-speed wireless internet to reclusive monks jn the urban jungle.
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Waiting For The Other Shoe To Drop
A motley crew of working-class Arizona sheriffs aim to beat the world's record for the biggest apple cobbler in an abandoned cadmium mine.
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Sweep It Under The Rug
A motley crew of narcissistic history professors live-blog the revolution in a water-stained West African hotel room. From the director of the controversial "You Can't Put The Toothpaste Back In The Tube".
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Cost An Arm And A Leg
In this tour-de-force montage of unrelated scenes, an eccentric graffiti artist and three lonely Black Panthers try to keep their love secret in a Belgian disco.
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By The Skin Of My Teeth
Three generations of HIV-positive HAM radio operators and a narcoleptic Black Panther aim to beat the world's record for the biggest apple cobbler in a Baltic village. With a short film about some Buddhist monks.
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Turn Over A New Leaf
A band of reclusive urban planners flick rubber bands at each other in the waning days of the Bush administration.
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Leave No Stone Unturned
A genre-defying movie about a village in Russia.
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With A Fine Tooth Comb
In this genre-defying epic, three angst-ridden web standards committee members pursue the mythical Narwhal in some Orange County suburb.
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A Pox On Both Your Houses
Three generations of disillusioned organic farmers go off the grid with Bernie Sanders. With a short film about some organic farmers.
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Same Song And Dance
In this poetic mash-up, two Jewish Denver Broncos quarterbacks fight for justice in a UN refugee camp.
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He's All Thumbs
Three profanity-spewing high school journalism teachers fight to save an ancient tradition aboard the international space station. With a short film about some Mubarak supporters.
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Were You Born In A Barn?
The theme of the color blue and the letter 'A' ties together these short films about web standards committee members, eco-activists, and history professors.
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Test The Waters
A working-class Mubarak supporter and a fundamentalist noodle cook find love on the Current River. With a short film about some skateboarders.
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Easy As 123
Two out-of-work beekeepers uncover the terrible truth about Mister Rogers jn the urban jungle.
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Miss The Boat
Four vodka-swilling urban youths come of age with Bernie Sanders.
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I'd Lose My Head If It Weren't Attached
In this intimate montage of unrelated scenes, a disillusioned funeral clown and a family of kazoo-playing manga artists survive a mountain-climbing disaster in some Orange County suburb. Narrated by Nina Totenberg.
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Put That In Your Pipe And Smoke It
Three generations of undercover rodeo clowns follow a strange order from God at an exclusive boy's school. With a short film about some child prodigies.
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Raking In The Dough
In this patience-testing mash-up, a dozen angst-ridden high school journalism teachers finally find happiness aboard the international space station. With a short film about some ex-pilots.
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The Lights Are On But Nobody's Home
A soul-crushing movie about life in the big city in China.
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I'll Eat My Hat
In this nihilistic movie, a family of disillusioned history professors and a band of cat-loving drug barons follow their dreams in an abandoned cadmium mine. From the director of the universally loathed "Leave No Stone Unturned".
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Walking On Egg Shells
Drug barons, web standards committee members, and eco-terrorists show us about knock-knock jokes in these short films.
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Money Doesn't Grow On Trees
A provocative epic about life in the big city in Russia.
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Making Money Hand Over Fist
These short films about cultural differences feature heroin addicts, ex-pilots, and funeral clowns.
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Swim Against The Tide
In this crowd-sourced family saga, a motley crew of psychopathic child soldiers find love at a summer camp in the Berkshires. Shot entirely with hidden cameras.
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Under A Microscope
Fourteen profanity-spewing four-star generals defy the state police in an abandoned cadmium mine. Using recently unearthed footage from the Stasi archives.
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Rotten To The Core
In this meditative portrait, an out-of-work rock legend and two autistic four-star generals compete in a cross-country BMX race in a tough Philadelphia high school.
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A Nail Biter
In this crowd-sourced dark comedy, an ambitious at-risk youth and a framed ex-Marine agree to a joint venture raising piglets in the waning days of the Bush administration.
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Money Doesn't Grow On Trees
In this Waiting-for-Godot-ian real-life detective story, a libidinous birder and an eccentric ex-pilot come of age in the Burmese jungle.
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Burn Your Bridges
A starry-eyed drug baron and a bored rock legend stage a community theatre production in a Belgian disco. Narrated by Aaron Sorkin.
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Cry Over Spilled Milk
Two HIV-positive food activists and two undercover farmers struggle to find meaning in life after a painful divorce in gentrified Brooklyn.
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I'll Eat My Hat
In this nail-biting tragicomedy, three reclusive birders try to come to terms with their revolting children in a parrot sanctuary.
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Money Doesn't Grow On Trees
These short films about sibling rivalry feature astronauts, navy SEALs, and hair stylists.
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The 800 Pound Gorilla
In this genre-defying crowd-pleaser, two narcoleptic Buddhist monks go fishing at Burning Man.
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Looking For A Needle In A Haystack
An ambitious beekeeper and a disillusioned navy SEAL follow a strange order from God in gentrified Brooklyn.
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Idle Hands Are The Devil's Workshop
Three generations of deeply pessimistic cosmetic surgeons uncover the terrible truth about cuddling with bunnies in an abandoned cadmium mine.
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Hit Pay Dirt
In this lovingly crafted real-life detective story, three undercover drug barons and a band of cash-strapped Somali pirates form an unlikely bond in a tough Philadelphia high school. Soundtrack by Rebecca Black.
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I'd Lose My Head If It Weren't Attached
In this intimate mash-up, five spunky nuns struggle to find meaning in life after a painful divorce in America's heartland.
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Flat As A Pancake
A band of claudicant skateboarding teens struggle to keep their web startup afloat in prison.
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Wipe The Slate Clean
In this exquisitely crafted portrait, two kazoo-playing bike messengers struggle to find meaning in life after a painful divorce on a leaky cabin cruiser. Soundtrack by Kanye West.
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Knee High To A Grasshopper
In this patience-testing real-life detective story, a working-class Wikipedia editor and two gender-ambiguous organic farmers go off the grid in the Mekong Delta. Narrated by Noam Chomsky.
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Not The Ghost Of A Chance
In this tour-de-force slice-of-life, three generations of spunky hair stylists fight to save the family farm in bed. Soundtrack by Kanye West.
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Like Night And Day
Four deeply pessimistic at-risk youths indulge in unspeakable depravity in the waning days of the Bush administration.
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The Old Ball And Chain
A motley crew of retired navy SEALs and two HIV-positive New York Times op-ed columnists follow their dreams under Castro.
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The Whole Enchilada
Five claudicant karaoke performers struggle to find meaning in life after a painful divorce in the Burmese jungle.
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Busier Than A One Armed Paper Hanger
In this thrilling mash-up, three generations of fun-loving intelligence officers fight for peace in a UN refugee camp. Narrated by Merrill Garbus of tUnE-yArDs.
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Play With The Big Boys
In this genre-defying film, two starry-eyed Buddhist monks and a disillusioned pet doctor flick rubber bands at each other in gentrified Brooklyn.
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Everything's Coming Up Roses
A band of profanity-spewing aboriginal warriors and an intrepid history professor finally find happiness in the waning days of the Bush administration.
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The Cat's Meow
Three fun-loving puppeteers and five optimistic eco-activists try to keep their love secret in a water-stained West African hotel room. Soundtrack by Rebecca Black.
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Can't Make A Silk Purse Out Of A Sow's Ear
In this nail-biting mash-up, five reclusive ex-pilots fight to save an ancient tradition in a filthy Latin American youth hostel.
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Nice Guys Finish Last
Four bored high school journalism teachers open a nail salon in the slums of Rio. Narrated by Susan Sarandon.
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Knock It Out Of The Park
In this formally irreproachable portrait, a family of out-of-work aboriginal warriors and an egomaniacal nun start a commune in a Belgian disco.
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Pound The Pavement
In this soul-crushing crowd-pleaser, a profanity-spewing HAM radio operator and a gender-ambiguous evangelist search for the hiding place of Radovan Karadzic in the aftermath of genocide.
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In Two Shakes Of A Lamb's Tail
A patience-testing series of disjoint images about city life in Mexico.
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Toot Your Own Horn
Somali pirates, urban planners, and gang members show us about knock-knock jokes in these short films.
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Looking For A Needle In A Haystack
In this contemplative movie, two narcoleptic pet doctors and a lonely farmer fight for justice in a water-stained West African hotel room.
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In Two Shakes Of A Lamb's Tail
An epic tragicomedy about the citizens of this one village in Russia.
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Get Over The Hump
Two mustachioed Denver Broncos quarterbacks fight to save a falsely convicted felon on a leaky cabin cruiser. Narrated by Paul Pepper.
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Like A Knife Through Hot Butter
A band of optimistic puppeteers and a band of gay intelligence officers expose the absurdity of the E-Trade baby in a make-shift orphanage.
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Rome Wasn't Built In A Day
Three xenophobic white supremacists live-blog the revolution in bed. Soundtrack by the filmmaker's nephew.
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A Pox On Both Your Houses
A provocative movie about the citizens of this one village in Asia somewhere.
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This Place Is A Zoo
Four fundamentalist child prodigies learn to live and love in gentrified Brooklyn. One of the last films to be released in the increasingly rare digital format, as we prepare to make the transition to the new industry standard, Fisher-Price ViewMaster.
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Give The Shirt Off Your Back
A gender-ambiguous birder and a family of idealistic hair stylists pursue the mythical Narwhal in gentrified Brooklyn.
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Sweep It Under The Rug
Two HIV-positive pranksters compete in the World Tango Championship in the slums of Rio. Narrated by Nicholas Kristof.
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On Track
Two mighty-thewed Oxycontin addicts and a libidinous puppeteer clash with the local Mafia clan on the Current River. Afterwards the director will hand out Guy Fawkes masks and exhort the audience to rob local banks.
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Come Hell Or High Water
A family of mighty-thewed drug barons compete in a transcontinental race jn the urban jungle. But at least they have Facebook.
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Rattle Your Cage
In this impressionistic crowd-pleaser, a mighty-thewed high school journalism teacher and a dozen working-class goat herders compete in the World Tango Championship in a UN refugee camp.
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The Old Ball And Chain
In this loving piece of reportage, a careless ex-Marine and three generations of spunky Mubarak supporters fight for justice in a parrot sanctuary. Narrated by Al Gore.
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He's All Thumbs
Three generations of washed-up New York Times op-ed columnists and a working-class process server go undercover in a UN refugee camp.
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Walking On Egg Shells
Five HIV-positive graffiti artists search for the hiding place of Radovan Karadzic in prison.
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If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
A moving hoax about city life in China.
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Test The Waters
Three narcissistic aboriginal warriors fight for peace in America's heartland. Funded by Merck.
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We're Gonna Tie One On Tonight
Three generations of firey circus performers fight to save an ancient tradition at Mardi Gras.
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Eat Lead!
Five starry-eyed Wikipedia editors and three former navy SEALs try to keep their love secret jn the urban jungle.
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Kick Some Butt
In this unsentimental series of disjoint images, a narcoleptic nun and three psychopathic beekeepers play a prank on the Huffington Post in prison. From the director of the universally loathed "Stop On A Dime".
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You Can Take That To The Bank
Skateboarding teens, birders, and web standards committee members show us about man's inhmanity to man in these short films.
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You Snooze, You Loose
A libidinous goat herder and fourteen gender-ambiguous high school journalism teachers expose the sordid underbelly of intellectual property law in a filthy Latin American youth hostel.
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You Can Lead A Horse To Water, But You Can't Make Him Drink
In this fly-on-the-wall documentary, three generations of claudicant puppeteers learn to live and love at an exclusive boy's school.
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The Old Ball And Chain
A dozen mustachioed cosmetic surgeons agree to a joint venture raising piglets in the waning days of the Bush administration. Narrated by the E-Trade baby.
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Rock The Boat
An angst-ridden noodle cook and an undercover Nazi theologian think big thoughts on a leaky cabin cruiser.
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Dig Yourself Into A Hole
In this formally irreproachable real-life detective story, a would-be hair stylist and three paraplegic food activists encounter a monkey civilization on a leaky cabin cruiser.
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Money Doesn't Grow On Trees
A HIV-positive Grenada invasion re-enactor and two lonely history professors uncover the terrible truth about the E-Trade baby under Castro. With a short film about some Denver Broncos quarterbacks.
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The Lights Are On But Nobody's Home
In this provocative crowd-pleaser, a band of gender-ambiguous elephant trainers produce an underground musical at Mardi Gras.
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Go Against The Grain
A disillusioned aid worker and three well-spoken child stars uncover the terrible truth about Mister Rogers in a make-shift orphanage.
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Clean Your Clock
A family of reclusive urban youths quest for the elusive Higgs-Boson in bed. From the director of the universally loathed "Like A Knife Through Hot Butter".
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The Blind Leading The Blind
Fourteen framed Somali pirates compete in the World Tango Championship in the Burmese jungle.
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On Track
Four eccentric history professors expose corruption in the slums of Cape Town. Narrated by David Lynch.
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Were You Born In A Barn?
In this contemplative account, two would-be pranksters fight for peace in a water-stained West African hotel room. From the director of the universally loathed "Walking On Egg Shells".
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Sweep It Under The Rug
A former child soldier and an egomaniacal child prodigy compete in a roller derby in an abandoned cadmium mine.
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Like A Bull In A China Shop
A narcoleptic child soldier and a framed rock legend bring high-speed wireless internet to reclusive monks under Castro. From the director of the controversial "Wipe The Slate Clean".
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An Uphill Battle
Two bird-loving grieving mothers finally find happiness in bed. Afterwards the director will hand out Guy Fawkes masks and exhort the audience to rob local banks.
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You Can Lead A Horse To Water, But You Can't Make Him Drink
In this playful film, a motley crew of narcoleptic Tuvan throat singers defy the state police with Bernie Sanders. From the director of the controversial "A Drop In The Bucket".
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If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
Two optimistic elephant trainers compete in the World Tango Championship in gentrified Brooklyn. Produced entirely with inheritance money.
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Last But Not Least
These short films about man's inhmanity to man feature Wikipedia editors, warlords, and child soldiers.
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Get Over The Hump
In this intimate film, a motley crew of optimistic funeral clowns stage a community theatre production in a filthy Latin American youth hostel.
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Burn Your Bridges
A patently false montage of unrelated scenes about some village somewhere.
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Jump Down Your Throat
Ex-Marines, white supremacists, and circus performers show us about sibling rivalry in these short films.
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Born With A Silver Spoon In His Mouth
Four undercover rock legends expose the seamy underside of the E-Trade baby in the parking lot of the local Hy-Vee. Narrated by Tim Tebow.
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Know Which Side Your Bread Is Buttered On
A soul-crushing documentary about the citizens of this one village somewhere.
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Couldn't Hit The Broad Side Of A Barn
Two idealistic gang members come of age in the slums of Cape Town.
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Fighting Like Cats And Dogs
Drug barons, noodle cooks, and skateboarders show us about cultural differences in these short films.
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Zip Your Lip
A dozen starry-eyed war correspondents and a careless cosmetic surgeon follow a strange order from God aboard the international space station. From the director of the controversial "You Lost Me".
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The Lights Are On But Nobody's Home
Fourteen Jewish aboriginal warriors and two working-class pranksters compete in a cross-country BMX race in a UN refugee camp.
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With One Hand Tied Behind My Back
A thought-provoking piece of reportage about a village in Peru.
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No Skin Off My Nose
In this beautiful piece of reportage, an undercover Buddhist monk and four egomaniacal urban youths produce an underground musical in a make-shift orphanage.
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Not The Ghost Of A Chance
In this ripped-from-the-headlines narrative, two would-be intelligence officers and four angst-ridden goat herders escape the world of glam and money in gentrified Brooklyn. From the director of the universally ignored "Keeping Up With The Joneses".
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Has Egg On His Face
A vodka-swilling Buddhist monk and three starry-eyed birders try to beat the lottery with math in a tough Philadelphia high school.
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Send Up A Trial Balloon
In this formally irreproachable real-life detective story, an egomaniacal farmer and a band of gay Denver Broncos quarterbacks fight to save a falsely convicted felon on a leaky cabin cruiser.
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Pull The Wool Over Your Eyes
Three narcissistic gang members come of age on the Current River.
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It's In The Mail
A motley crew of reclusive gang members expose the sordid underbelly of cuddling with bunnies in a tough Philadelphia high school. Soundtrack by Grizzly Bear.
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One Man's Garbage Is Another Man's Treasure
In this crowd-sourced real-life detective story, a motley crew of coke-addled ex-Marines start a girl's school in the slums of Cape Town. From the director of the universally ignored "Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks".
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Cool As A Cucumber
An undercover cosmetic surgeon and a family of vodka-swilling snowboarders pursue their quixotic vision in an abandoned cadmium mine.
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You Make A Better Door Than A Window
A paraplegic four-star general and a band of adrenaline-pumped process servers expose corruption in the Burmese jungle.
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Beat A Dead Horse
A band of mighty-thewed navy SEALs start a girl's school in the Burmese jungle.
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Cry Over Spilled Milk
A nail-biting real-life detective story about some village in Peru.
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A Tongue Lashing
A contemplative hoax about city life in some godforsaken place like Siberia.
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As Easy As Falling Off A Log
These short films about people being weird feature drug barons, funeral clowns, and Mubarak supporters.
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Something To Sink Your Teeth Into
A dozen psychopathic nuns and an intrepid evangelist encounter a monkey civilization in a Ugandan village. Narrated by Chuck Klosterman.
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It's In The Mail
A profound account about life in the big city in Russia.